Thread:Treee/@comment-22439-20121224183947/@comment-5907870-20130223184258

Bill the Cat : Oops... Ack.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? A: She wanted to lay it on the line.

Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? A: She wanted to stretch her legs.

Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross? A: She was afraid someone would caesar!

Q: How did the wealthy rubber chicken cross the road? A: In her Cadillac stretch limo.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice? A: Because it was a double-crosser

A farmer with lots of chickens posted the following sign: "Free Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."

what do the jokes mean