Talk:Ashlie/@comment-71.239.18.234-20120512191020

Cat@BG66:

Ashlie and Callum fighting

Gil: Callum, Molly will watch you today.

Callum: Why?

Gil: I'm going to the surface.

Narrator: Gil was just looking for a buddy when he found a spunky 11 year old girl; named Kathrine, but liked to be called Cat.

Gil: Ummmm,(whispers) she is hot! Time for a new girlfriend!

Cat: *singing What The Hell by Avril Lavigne* Woaooooh, what the hell! What, what what what the hell! So what if I go out on a million daaaaaates, ya ya ya ya.(stops and looks around her and finds a merboy, Gil at the age of 11)

Cat: Hello? Is anyone else here?

Gil: Ummmm, I'm here.

Cat: (screams)

Gil: (screams)

Cat: Where the hell am I? Who am I talking to?

Gil: (gasps) You're...a... Human?

Cat:(faint)

Gil: (turns into a human and is fully naked)

Cat: (wakes up and sees Gil naked) That is disturbing. Put some clothes on, dude!

Gil: (looks down) Sorry! This is the most embarrassing time in my life! (wraps towel around waist)

Cat: Much better. Say, you have awesome hair.

Gil: Thanks. I gotta go! (tries to turn back into a merboy) What the...

Cat: What's wrong?

Gil: I'm a human....forever. Damn it! I knew this would happen! Now I'll never see Callum again! (sobbing very loudly)

Cat: So, you were that mermaid I found an hour or 2 ago?

Gil: Yeah.(damn she's hot)

Cat: Do you need somewhere to live?

Gil: Yeah.

Cat: Dont tell my mom, but welcome to the Human world, and our house!

Gil: Thanks.

Cat: Let's go. Pretend your my buddy, Rocky. He looks exactly like you!

Gil: 'Kay!

Cat and Gil run home together. Gil still thinks Cat is the one for him.

Cat: Come upstairs, "Rocky"!

Gil: Okay.

Cat and Gil go into Cat's bedroom.

Cat: Tell me about yourself.(she's getting intersrested in Gil now)

Gil: Well, I had a girlfriend, I'm 11 and now I'm single(thinking, damn. Cant we have sex yet?)

Cat: I'm 11 too and I'm single.

Gil:(score!)

Cat: Let's watch a movie.

Gil: (does this girl wanna get fucked up or not?) Okay. What movie?

Cat: Ummmm, the Incredible Hulk?

Gil: Sure.

Cat and Gil both get dressed for the night.

Cat: Hit play, ummm, what's your name?

Gil: My name is Gil. What's your name?

Cat: Kathrine Ross. I prefer to be called Cat.

Gil: Okay(hits play)

Cat:(I really want this kid to be my BF)

Gil:(I've been waiting to make my first move, so I can really fuck this girl up!) Okay here goes nothing!

Cat: What did you say?

Gil: Ummmm nothing.

Part 2 Chapter 2

Cat:(yawn) movie's over Gil.

Gil: Let's watch the show Shake it Up!

Cat: Oooh! I love that show!

Gil grabs Cat's hand and locks his fingers through her fingers. Cat looks down at their hands and then blushes. Gil smiles and then scoots a little closer to Cat.

Cat: Ummmm, are you okay?

Gil: Yes.

Cat: Time to go to sleep, Gil. It's 9:00 and I'm tired.

Gil: (yes! I think she wants sex now! but what if I hurt her? oh well, I've been waiting my whole life for this!)

Cat: C'mon Gil.

Gil: Ummm, I'm not tired yet, Cat.

Cat: Don't worry! I've gotta tv in my room.

Gil: It's not that. When I first met you, you were, like, extremely hot! And I was wondering if we could....

Cat: I get it. You just want a kiss from me, don't you, lover boy?

Gil: Not exactly... (grabs by shoulder and make out in bed)

Cat: Gil, I don't think I'm ready for a boyfriend yet.

Gil: Oh.(looks dissatisfied) it's okay. I guess I wasn't either.

Cat: Well, you are a good kisser. Kiss me again.

Gil: Sure.(kisses for 3 or 4 minutes)

Cat: (whispers in ear: I like you, Gil.)

Gil: Ummmm(blushes) I think you're hot!

Cat: I love your kisses.

Gil: Perhaps you're ready to experience true love?

Cat: What?(giggles)

Gil: Wanna make out some more?(thinking: then will you let me fuck you up? you know you want some cum!)

Cat: Sure!

1 hour later...

Cat: Goodnight Gil.

Gil: Night, Cat.(damn it! I still cant fuck her up! when will I be able to use my cum machine?!)

Cat's mom: Cat, Rocky; time for breakfast!

Gil: Holy shit! It's morning already?

Cat: Yeah. C'mon we gotta go get dressed for school!

Cat takes 19 minutes in the bathroom and Gil is impatiently waiting to get ready.

Gil: Please hurry up!

Cat comes out wearing a blue beret and purple gym shoes with a green hoodie and black jeans. Gil thinks it looks good.

Gil: Woah. I don't have any clothes. And I'm going to be arrested for public nudity!

Cat: Calm down, Gilly.

Part 3 Chapter 3 coming soon!

~Cat@BG66