Bubble Guppies: Beauty and the Beast, Part 4

Part 4

(Scene: Gaston's tavern) TO BE EDITED.
 * Mickey: (voiceover) Meanwhile... Gaston was very angry about Belle declining his proposal. And Le Fou was there to cheer him up.
 * Tobias: (very angry) Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man. No one says 'no' to Gaston!
 * Jonesy: Darn right!
 * Tobias: Dismissed. Rejected. Publicly humiliated. Why, it's more than I can bear.
 * Jonesy: More beer?
 * Tobias: (turns his chair away, still upset) What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
 * Jonesy: Who, you? Never. Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together. (singing) Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston. Looking so down in the dumps. Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston. Even when taking your lumps. There's no man in town as admired as you. You're everyone's favorite guy. Everyone's awed and inspired by you. And it's not very hard to see why! No one's slick as Gaston. No one's quick as Gaston. No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's. For there's no man in town half as manly!
 * Ashlie. Olivia and Jimberly: (singing) Perfect, a pure paragon!
 * Jonesy: (singing) (pointing to the crab, lobster and snail) You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley. And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on. Who plays...
 * Crab, Lobster and Snail: (singing) Darts like Gaston!
 * Jonesy: (singing) Who breaks...
 * Crab, Lobster and Snail: (singing) Hearts like Gaston!
 * Jonesy: (singing) Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
 * Tobias: (smirking) (singing) As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
 * Jonesy, Crabs, Lobsters, Snails, Ashlie, Olivia and Jimberly: (singing) My what a guy, that Gaston!
 * Tobias: (singing) (smiled) I needed encouragement... thank you, Le Fou!
 * Jonesy: (singing) Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you! (whispers to Tobias) Too much?
 * Tobias: (sighs) Yep.
 * Crabs, Lobsters and Snails: (singing) No one fights like Gaston! Douses lights like Gaston!
 * Jonesy: (singing) In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
 * Ashlie, Olivia and Jimberly: (singing) For there's no one as burly and brawny!
 * Jonesy: (singing) Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny!
 * Tobias: (singing) That's right! And every last bit of me's covered with hair!
 * Crabs, Lobsters and Snai;s: (singing) No one hits like Gaston! Matches wits like Gaston!
 * Jonesy: (singing) In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston!
 * Tobias: (singing) I'm especially good at expectorating! (spits onto a spitoon)
 * Crabs, Lobsters and Snails: 10 POINTS FOR GASTON!!
 * Tobias: (singing while juggling and eating eggs) When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs! Ev'ry morning to help me get large! And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs! So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
 * Jonesy: (singing) Who has brains...
 * Crabs, Lobsters and Snails: (singing) ...like Gaston!
 * Jonesy: (singing) Entertains
 * Crabs, Lobsters and Snails: (singing) ...like Gaston!
 * Tobias: (singing) Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston? I use antlers in all of my decorating!
 * Ashlie, Olivia and Jimberly: (singing)  Say it again! Who's a man among men? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on! There's just one guy in town! Who's got all of it down...
 * Jonesy: (singing) And his name's G-A-S... T... I believe there's another T... It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate and I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...
 * Crabs, Lobsters and Snails: (singing) GASTON!!!