Gil goes caffeine crazy!

Story
Molly sat out in the front of her house, watching her children play as she happily soaked up the sunshine. It was a bright, warm, sunny day in Bubble Tucky, and the Bubble Guppies and their kids were eagerly enjoying the warmth and time to relax.

Suddenly, Molly perked up, hearing a weird sound coming from the distance.

"....What the..." She muttered, squinting her eyes as she spotted a weird blur speeding towards them.

"AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The noise got louder and louder as it came closer and closer, and it was then that Molly figured out what it was. Her eyes widened and dilated in slight fear as she watched the blur speed past her. Blue hair and camoflauge tail blending together as the mass sped past her and the kids, who sat down and watched him with blinking eyes.

"....Was that....Dad?!" GJ asked in surprise, scratching his head in confusion.

Milly looked on as well, her eyebrows raised as she watched her father run around the House, shouting and babbling like a madman.

"I'm....I'm afraid so..." Molly gulped, her eyes darting anxiously. Goby raced up to the group, panting hard as he bowed his head, trying to catch his breath.

"I.....Tried my best to....Stop him...." He panted, looking up at Molly as the kids gathered around her. "Mr. Grouper shared his coffee....And Gil.....He... Well....You see him..."

Mollu slapped her hand to her face, dragging it down her muzzle. "Not again......We're doomed aren't we, Goby?"

"Mom what's happening?" GJ and Milly questioned, watching their dad race in circles after his tail before hitting a tree. "OOoohhhh....That's gotta hurt...."

"Well....You see....Your dad has a bit of a....Caffeine problem....." She sighed and rolled her eyes, feeling her paw hit her forehead again. "It started when we were kids...I gave him a thermos of coffee instead of cocoa after he had gotten himself drenched and needed to dry off........"

GIL is incredibly shaky, but with a giddy smile and trembling paws.

GIL

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he starts coasting along the floors, shaking like he was a vibrating chair.

MOLLY [worried] Gilly, are you alright?

GOBY Uh, Gil? Dude? You okay?

GIL [caffeine high like crazy] Better than okay! I feel like taking on water!

GOBY glances over MOLLY in disbelief.

MOLLY [a bit embarrassed] He drank coffee from my pack's Thermos because I forgot to switch it out. Funny, huh?

Goby chuckled nervously, shaking his head. But they notice a lack of a certain pup..... Suddenly Gil had disappeared, making the two guppies freak out as they search around for the Guppy.

"Where'd he go?!" Molly yelped, racing around in a panic.

"I dunno! I-"

"Brrrrmmmm- brrrrmmmm!!"

"......What was that...?" Goby looked towards the beach, his eyes widening. Molly joined him, her hand slapping against her head. Gil was eagerly doggy-paddling through the water, going as fast as he can, making motorboat sounds with his mouth in between a few laughs.

"Goby....Get him out....PLEASE." Molly muttered through clenched teeth, hand covering her face.

Goby nodded, racing to get his vehicle and swiftly coming back, slapping his car and carefully walking his way to the out-of-his-wits Rocky.

GOBY Come on, dude. Come to the car.

GIL stares at the hovercraft in awe. Jump cut to it flying out of control on land, with GIL at the helm, laughing maniacally.

GOBY [resigned, to MOLLY] Well...I got him out....

The kids were doubled over in laughter, rolling on their backs as Molly told them the rest of the story. Eventually Gil had calmed down, but not before driving Molly and Goby up the wall with his hijinks.

"...And we've never let him have coffee ever since......" Molly and Goby exchanged looks, then shuddered, watching as Gil  attempted to get in his vehicle.

"What do you think you're doing?!?" Yelling in alarm, Molly raced to Gil's side, pulling him away from the wheel.

"Need...More!!" Gil blurted out, even his eyes seeming jittery as his body twitched and appeared to vibrate.

"You are in NO condition to drive right now!!!" Molly yelled angrily, trying to pull him out of the truck.

MOLLY [angry, trying to climb into the truck] You get out of that truck right now, mister.

Gil [half-panicky, half-angry] Oh, come on! Don't do this to me, Molly!

MOLLY [trying to grab his arm] Out of the truck, NOW!

GIL [defiantly clinging to the control panel] Never!

The scenario made the kids laugh even harder; seeing Gil act like a little kid- it was just pure gold! Milly, Mia, and GJ turned to each other, snickering and trying to calm themselves down.

"So who do you think would win? Mom or dad?" Milly snickered, looking over at their parents, who were still currently arguing about getting out of the truck.

"I say dad!" GJ grinned.

"No, i think mom would win!" Milly stated, then both of the children looked at Mia. She giggled a little bit, her grin wide.

"Molly!"

Suddenly, a loud crash was heard and the pups and Uncle Goby whipped their heads around towards the source of it:

The Truck was crashed against a tree. GIL and MOLLY are visibly shaken. Deep grooves are visible where the tires have sliced through the bark, the cabin is filled with leaves.

GIL [annoyed] See? This is what happens when you deny me my coffee!!

MOLLY simply growl-yells and begins to shake GIL.

The kids just stare, rubbing the back of their heads.

"...So....Who won?" Milly murmured, watching as Molly shook Gil vigorously.

"Well...." GJ mumbled, grinning sheepishly. "....I think the tree did."

"Ahhh! Coffee coffee coffeeeeeee!!" Gil screamed as he scrambled out of Molly's grasp and out of the truck, bolting off down the street as fast as his fin could carry him.

"GIIIILLLL!! Get back here NOW!" Molly called after him angrily, leaping out of the truck as she bolted after him.

"Welp. Looks like we've got a chase....C'mon kids, after your dad!" Goby barked, letting the kids run ahead of him as they chased after their relatives. They giggled and laughed as they raced down the street, listening to Molly as she shouted at Gil.

"This is awesome!" GJ laughed, almost tripping over his fin as he ran, but he managed to recover before he hurt himself.

Gil strolled down the street leisurely, whistling a little tune as he swam down the sidewalk. Out of nowhere, he was tackled by a big  mass.

"What the!?" Nonny yelled, then widened his eyes as he noticed his nose was squished against another. He moved his head a bit, trying to push the lump off of him. "Gil?! What are you doing?!"

"Heeyheyheyhey heeyyyyyyy little brotheeer!" Gil sputtered, a crazy smile on his face. Nonny squirmed out from underneath him, scooting back as he stared at his Buddy  in astonishment.

"What in the world is wrong with you, Gil?" Nonny questioned, backing up slowly as Gil laughed and twitched a bit.

"Gotta...Get me some c-coffeeeee! C'mon lil fella, ya got any? do ya do ya do ya???" Gil laughed more, getting in Nonny's face and sniffing him all over.

"Woah! Chill out!" Nonny said, pressing his hand against his best friend's chest. "What's wrong with you?!"

Gil took off when he noticed Molly behind him, causing her to growl loudly. "Darnit Gil!! GET BACK HERE!!" She snarled, then sighed at Nonny. "He got into some Coffee......He's a bit insane right now...."

"HEY!! GET OFF OF ME!"

"Uh oh....." The two gulped, running to the source of the shouting.

"Heeyyyy Blizzard, my bud- How ya dooiiiiin?" Gil laughed, giving Braxton a tight hug.

Braxton's eye twitched, a look of pure disgust on his face as he tried his hardest to contain himself. "Molly. Get your husband off of me, or so help me I will-"

"Not before I do, Braxton." Molly rolled her eyes, tugging on Gil's arms. "Off. Now."

"Whaaat- i can't love my buddy???" Gil laughed, clinging even tighter to Braxton, who was starting to turn red.

"Uh oh." Milly snickered as the rest of them joined in. Nonny and Goby joined Molly in trying to pry Gil off of Braxton, while the children watched on, laughing.

"Better watch out!" GJ laughed, "Uncle Braxton's gonna blow!"

"Gil...Get....OFF!" Braxton yelled, his nose scrunching up angrily as his muscles tensed. Molly hastily tried to rip Gil off of the infuriated Guppy.

"Gil!! OFF....NOOOW!" Molly snarled. To her relief, he let go....But not before giving Braxton a long kiss to the cheek before running off and laughing as Braxton blushed

"......Molly...." Braxton twitched, his eyes tiny dots as he shook with rage.

"G-Goby! Restrain- please!! Giiiiiillllllyyyyy!!" Molly yelled in alarm, taking off after her husband as the puppies followed her. In the background, Goby tackled Braxton before he's able to race off after the crazed guppy

The kids had managed to lose their father as they got tired, slowing down to catch their breath as they watched Molly look around the streets, her hair frazzled and her expression absolutely furious.

"I wonder where he went." Milly muttured, perking up. "...Wait a second....Follow me!"

GJ and Mia shared a look of confusion before they followed Milly towards the community pool.

"Brrrmmmm! Rrmmmmm!"

GJ burst out laughing, slapping a hand to his forehead. "He thinks he's a boat?!"

"Apparently! I say we take advantage of this!" Milly grinned widely, splashing into the water. "Dad! Dad! Can I ride on your tail?"

"Suuuree!" Gil said, doggy-paddling in circles. Mia and GJ hopped onto his back as he passed, while Milly clamped onto his tail with both paws.

"Woo hoo! Faster dad, faster!" She giggled as she zoomed through the water, laughing in delight. "I like this side of dad!"

Nonny watched from the deck, laughing and rolling his eyes as the pups rode on their father like he was a speed-boat. Soon, Gil flopped out of the water- the kids following him onto the land

"Huh....?" Gil murmured, shaking his head and his body out, water flying everywhere. Gil blinked a few times, noticing an angry Molly strutting up, her hair bristling angrily. "....Uh oh..."

"GIIIIILLLL!" She howled, storming up to the drenched guppy.

"H-hello dear....Wh..What did I do this time...?" Gil gulped, his eyes and body seeming back to normal.

Molly looked him over, checking him up and down. "......Caffeine rush." She growled under her breath, narrowing her eyes.

".....That....That explains why i'm wet......." Gil gulped again, looking at the happy children.

"We should give dad coffee more often!" GJ beamed, but then chuckled nervously as he got a stern glare from his mother.

"....Never. Again." Molly murmured, her hand pressed against her forehead in frustration. "Gilly. You. Home. NOW."

Gil smiled nervously, giving her a slight kiss. "Y-Yes dear.....I'm really sorry....I'll never EVER have coffee aga-"

"GIIIILLLL!!!!"

Molly, Nonny, Gil, and the children turned their heads, jumping at the sudden loud voice. Molly's eyes dilated in fear as he saw Braxton charging towards them at full speed, his eyes blazing with anger.

"Sorry dudes!! I couldn't hold him back!!" Goby yelped as he raced behind Braxton.

".....On second thought." Molly muttered with a slight, slight, amused smile on her face as she watched Gil back up from the furious guppy charging at him like a crazed bull. Molly gathered her children around her, getting them out of the way.

".....You'd better run."