Ocean Cold Cure

[In the Training Hall, Master ​Flum Ox swims into view.]

Flum Ox: ​T-Rox, you're next! Ten seconds to get to the other side unscathed!

T-Rox: [Begins through the Gauntlet of Wooden Warriors; he blocks two of the Warrior's arms] Cat-like reflexes!

​Phangler: [Flies in from the roof.] HUAH!

T-Rox: Phangler?!

[The two briefly battle each other before Phangler gains the upper-hand.]MONKEY: [Punches T-Rox on the chest.] Ha ha! Two points for Phangler! [Pulls back his fist.] Lights out, T-Rox!

Ghazt: [From the side of the training course.] Ah, ah, AH-CHOO!

''[Ghazt falls into the course and is knocked into T-Rox and Phangler by one of the Wooden Warrior's arms. T-Rox and Phangler are flung across the Gauntlet and into the Emerald Tortoise, where T-Rox falls on top of Phangler. Ghazt looks over to them in a ducked position.]Phangler: [muffled]'' Get... off... me!...

T-Rox: [Leans up, but doesn't get up off of Phangler.]  T-Rox five. Phangler four.

Phangler: [Still being squished by T-Rox.] You can't... count that!...

T-Rox: Sure I can. [Looks up.] Flum Ox, that was a point, right?

Flum Ox: [Approaches the two.] I don't care about your childish score-keeping, T-Rox.

[Phangler throws T-Rox off his back, who rolls away on the ground.]Flum Ox: Phangler, that was a deceitful, underhanded attack. Good work!

[Phangler grins at T-Rox, to which T-Rox returns the grin.]Flum Ox: [Turns away.] The point of sneak attack training is to do the unexpected. [Turns to T-Rox and makes a face.] Doiee!

T-Rox: Whuh--

''[Flum Ox takes his staff and swipes it underneath T-Rox's panda feet. T-Rox falls to the ground on his back.]''Flum Ox: See? Unexpected. [Turns to Ghazt.] Ghazt, you and Glowl are next.

''[Ghazt rubs her nose and sneezes on Glowl. Glowl flinches away, but then wipes her face off. Ghazt sneezes on her again, and Glowl wipes her face annoyingly. She hears Ghazt prepare to sneeze again and holds up her wing to guard her face. Silence comes and he lowers her wing happily, until Ghazt sneezes on her again.]Glowl: [Annoyed]'' Master Flum Ox, can we take five so I can go sterilize my face with hot coals?

[T-Rox notices the sneezing patterns and jabs Phangler's shoulder with his elbow, to which Phangler grins.]T-Rox: [Begins acting like he's sick.] Uh-oh, I think I caught Ghazt's cold...

Ghazt: [in a nasally voice] I don't have-- [Coughs.] ...a cold! [Coughs again and frowns.]

T-Rox: [Acts like a sneeze is building up] AH-CHOO!

''[T-Rox throws a vegetable in front of Flum Ox and the other five, who look annoyed with T-Rox's trick. Phangler and T-Rox laugh out loud.]''Phangler: Hey, I've got a cold, too!

Ghazt: [Points] I do not have a cold! [Sneezes]

Phangler: [Builds up a sneeze] AH-CHOO!

''[Phangler throws a ninja star towards Ghazt, who immediately moves out of the way and looks at the star lodged into one of the Wooden Warriors. She looks back annoyed, and T-Rox and Phangler laugh out loud again.]T-Rox: [Builds up another sneeze.]'' AH-CHOO!

[T-Rox throws Pango, who is collapsed on the ground momentarily.]Pango: [Gets up and faces T-Rox angrily.] Not cool, man! [Walks away as T-Rox and Phangler start laughing again.]

T-Rox: [to Phangler] Friends love the sneezy trick!

Ghazt: I do not have a-- [Holds in another sneeze.] ...cold...

Flum Ox: [Props up his staff and faces towards Ghazt.] Wait, maybe you don't. [Begins examining Ghazt, starting by pulling open one of her eyes.] Aha. [Looks into her ear.] Mm. [Pulls out her tongue.] I see. It's Ocean Cold. ''[He lets go of Ghazt's tongue, which rolls up back into her mouth. He shakes off his hands and then jumps back down to the ground.]''

T-Rox: What's the big deal about Ocean Cold? You get a little sneezy, a little snoozy-- [Leans down toward Pango and Dandidoo] I personally barfed a couple of times, true story! [Pulls back up] Then it's all over the next day!

Glowl: Oh, man. Ocean Cold's bad news if you get it as an kid. You wind up like this! [Rolls out scroll and shows it to T-Rox]

T-Rox: GA-AH! Is that a-- a pig?...

Glowl: [Puts down scroll and faces towards Ghazt.] There's only one cure: tea made from the sacred Deyao Berry.

Ghazt: I'll be fine [Wipes nose and sniffles]

T-Rox: Fine?! Heh heh. [Picks up scroll that Glowl set down and shoves it in Ghazt's face, who leans away.] Look at the pig. Look at the pig!

[Ghazt shoves T-Rox out of the way.]Glowl: You may feel fine, but the muscle spasms could start at any m--

[Ghazt'' suddenly kicks Glowl away, who caws on impact. She's kicked into the Training Hall's wall around the training course.'']Glowl: Like that. [Leans up out of the wall.] Tigress, if you don't get that berry by sundown, you'll... [Looks away.]

Ghazt: [Approaches Glowl] What?

Glowl: [Looks up and pauses, then looks back down] I can't...

Ghazt: [Picks up Glowl angrily] WHAT?

Glowl: Well, first... you'll never do Kung Fu again.

Ghazt: [Gasps and drops Glowl, who falls to the ground with a grunt] I'd rather die!

Glowl: Yeah, that's second.

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