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Cat@BG66:

Part 3 Chapter 3

Gil: I'm going to get arrested for public nudity!

Cat: Calm down, Gilly.

Gil: Okay. How about you and me skip school?

Cat: How about these clothes?

Gil: Are these your clothes?

Cat: No. These are my big brother's clothes.

Gil: Big....Brother(starts to cry)

Cat: OMG! I'm soooooo sorry! What did I say?

Gil: Its(sniffle) okay.

Cat: C'mon let's go to school!

Gil: My clothes fit perfectly!

Cat and Gil arrive at Middle School and are in the same classes all the time. After school....

Cat: Gil, let's go to the park!

Gil: Okay!

Cat sees her next door neighbor, Miss Mindy walking her little Pomeraniean.

Cat: Hello, Miss Mindy!

Miss Mindy: Who is this little boy?

Cat: Please don't tell my parents but I adopted him!

Miss Mindy: I won't. Young man, what is your name?

Gil: Miss Mindy, my name is Gil Abernathy Ross.

Miss Mindy: Hahahaha! That is hilarious! Abernathy! Hahahahaha!

Gil: (someone ought to throw you down a river) (turns deep red)

Cat: Miss Mindy, he's my brother! Please don't make fun of him!

Miss Mindy: Sorry, sonny. Would you like to meet Paprika, my little puppy?

Gil: Ummmm, no thanks.

Cat: Gil, it's time to say goodbye to Miss Mindy. Also it's dinner time!

Gil: Nice meeting you Miss Mindy!

Miss Mindy: You too, deary!(what is wrong with the dang boy's hair?! it's blue!)

At dinner time, Cat secretly sneaks Gil a plate of Rice and Chicken.

Gil: Thanks.

Cat: What's wrong?

Gil: Have you ever had sex before?

Cat: Hell no! I might get pregnant and my mom, I mean our mom, wil be pissed off!

Gil: What if I wore a condom? Would you still have sex with me?

Cat: Gil, you are irresistible, but I'm not ready for sex. I'm sorry.

Gil: Damn it! I've waited for you to say yes my whole life I lived here and then you say no?! Well, you know what? I'll fuck you even if you get pregnant! Because my dick has been waiting to bathe in your sweet little ass and I don't give a damn if we get busted. At 9:00, get underneath the covers and prepare for the fucking, one of a hell of a lifetime experience of sex you've ever had!

Part 4 Chapter 4 coming soon!