Episode 485 (Story 12: The Hearse Song)

Plot
This story is actually a song. It's possibly about what's it's like to be dead...

Cast
There is no cast. There is just the narrator.

Information

 * Genres: Children's, Horror
 * Rating: Children. There is gross details.
 * Type of story: Horror

Story
Narrator: Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by, For you may be the next one to die.They wrap you up in a big white sheetFrom your head down to your feet.They put you in a big black boxAnd cover you up with dirt and rocks.All goes well for about a week,Then your coffin begins to leak.The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,The worms play pinochle in your snout,They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,They eat the jelly between your toes.A big green worm with rolling eyesCrawls in your stomach and out your eyes.Your stomach turns a slimy green,And pus pours out like whipping cream.You'll spread it on a slice of bread,And this is what you eat when you are dead. ==Recap== This story is actually a song. The narrator explains about not to laugh at a hearse. When you die, you get wrapped up and put in a coffin. After a week, worms come and eat your eyes, nose, and tom jam. They crawl in your stomach and out of your eyes. They play games on you snout. You eat pus from your stomach on a piece of bread. It's unknwon if that's true or not. It could just be a disgusting song.