Pathetic

Pathetic is a song from Oona: the Musical. It is sung by Mrs. Grouper

Characters

 * Mrs. Grouper

Lyrics
Mrs. Grouper: Knock on the door, Jenny. Just knock on the door. Don't be pathetic! Knock on the door, Jenny. There's nothing to fear. You're being pathetic! It's just a door. You've seen one before. Just knock on the door. Look at you trying to hide, silly. Standing outside the principal's office like a little girl. It's just pathetic! Oh! Right. Look at you hesitating. Hand's shaking. You should be embarrassed. You're not a little girl. It's just pathetic. Knock on the door, Jenny. What are you waiting for? Just knock on the door. . . Perhaps I'll wait. She's probably having a meeting or something and won't want to be interrupted. If anything, caution in these situations is sensible. One should avoid confrontation when possible. I'll come back later, then. But this little girl. . . This miracle. . . Knock on the door, Jenny. Just knock on the door. Don't be pathetic!