Worthless

Worthless is a song from The Brave Little Guppies. It is sung by the junkyard cars at Ernie's Disposal.

Lyrics
Blue sedan: I can't take this kind of pressure

I must confess one more dusty road would be just a road too long

Chorus: Worthless

Pink convertible: I just can't I just can't I just can't seem to get started

Don't have the heart to live in the fast lane

All that has passed and gone

Chorus: Worthless

Brown car: And there ain't nothing you can do about it!

Chorus: Worthless

Black car: Pardon me while I panic!

Chorus: Worthless, worthless, worthless

Red sports car: I come from KC Missouri

And I got my kicks on Route 66, every truck stop from Butte to MO

Motown to old Alabama

From Texarkana and east of Savannah

From Tampa to old Kokomo

Chorus: Worthless

Old race car: I once ran the Indy 500

I must confess I'm impressed how I did and I wonder how close that I came

Now I get a sinking sensation

I was the top of the line: out of sight, out of mind

So much for fortune and fame

Texan limousine: Once took a Texan to a wedding

Once took a Texan to a wedding

He kept forgetting, his loneliness letting his thoughts turn to home and we turned

Hearse: I took a man to a graveyard

I beg your pardon, it's quite hard enough just living with the stuff I have learned

Chorus: Worthless

Beach station wagon: Once drove a surfer to sunset

There were bikinis and buns, there were weenies

Fellini just couldn't forget

Pico, let's go up to Zuma

Pico, let's go up to Zuma

From Zuma to Yuma the rumor was I had a hand in the lay of the land

Get up and go hit the highway

(instrumental)

Chorus: Ooh ooh

Green pickup: I worked on a reservation

Chorus: Ooh ooh

Green pickup: Who would believe they would love me and leave on a bus back to old Santa Fe?

Once in the Indian nation

I took the kids on the skids were the hopi was happy til I heard em say... you're worthless