Madagascar! (Part 2)

Transcript
Mason: No. Phil can read, though. Phil. Ship to Kenya. Wildlife preserve. Africa!
 * Little Fish: Previously on Bubble Guppies...
 * Guard: He's awake. He's awake!
 * (The guards back up while everyone else runs away. The guards all shoot darts at Nonny. Nonny turns his paw around and sees a dart in it.)
 * Nonny: Oh, man.
 * (He hallucinates a flower pattern, cuing the rest of the same hallucination from last night, but it's sped-up. It too ended with Liberty Molly shattering the screen. After a while in the dark black, Nonny groans as we see his eyes as he wakes up.)
 * Nonny: (he accidentally bumps his head) Oh, my head. (light slowly comes in through the holes above him) What the? Wait. Where? What? I'm in a box! Oh, no. No, no! Not the box. Oh, no, they can't transfer me. Not me! Oh, I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Darkness creeping in. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Walls closing in around me. So alone. So alone.
 * Goby: (eyes appear in the dark to the right of Nonny) Nonny! Nonny, are you there?
 * Nonny: Goby?
 * Goby: (also inside a crate) Yeah! Talk to
 * Alex! Alex, are you there? - Marty? - Yeah! Talk to me, buddy. - Oh, Marty! You're here! - What's going on? You OK? - This doesn't look good. - Alex, Marty, is that you? - Gloria! - You're here too! - I am loving the sound of your voice. - What is going on? - We're all in crates. Oh, no! - Sleeping just knocks me out. - Melman! Is that Melman? - Are you OK? - Yeah. No, I'm fine. I often doze off while I'm getting an MRI. - You're not getting an MRI. - CAT scan? No CAT scan. It's a transfer. It's a zoo transfer! Zoo transfer?! Oh, no. No, no, I can't be transferred. I have an appointment with Dr. Goldberg at 5.00. There are prescriptions that have to be filled. No other zoo could afford my medical care. And I am not going HMO! Take it easy, Melman. It's going to be OK. - We are going to be okizay. - No, we're not going to be okizay. Now, because of you, we're ruined! Because of me? I fail to see how this is my fault. - You're kidding, right, Marty? - You. You ticked off the people. You bit the hand, Marty. You bit the hand. "I don't know who I am. I got to go find myself in the wild." Oh, please. I did not ask you to come after me, did I? He does have a point. I did say we should stay at the zoo, but you guys... Melman, just shut it! You suggested this idea to him in the first place. - Leave Melman out of this. - Thank you. Besides, it's not my fault we were transferred. Melman, shut it. Does anybody feel nauseous? - I feel nauseous. - Melman, you always feel nauseous. Progress report. It's an older code, Skipper. I can't make it out. You, higher mammal. Can you read?

Skipper: Africa? That ain't going to fly. Rico. I was the star in the greatest city on Earth! - Guys, listen. - A king! Loved by my people! - Let's be civil. - And you've ruined everything! "Loved"? If the people loved you, it's only because they didn't know the real you! Now make me come up there. I'll whoop both of y'all. I thought I knew the real you! Your black-and-white stripes, they cancel each other out. You're nothing! Stop it, stop it, stop it! You're not helping the situation. Status. It's no good. I don't know the codes. Don't give me excuses. Give me results! Navigation. All right. Let me think. And shut him up! - I did it! - Let's get this tin can turned around.

Alex: Guys? Oh, no. Gloria! Melman! Marty!

Marty: Alex!

Alex: Marty?!

Marty: Alex!

Alex: Marty! No, wait. Come back, Marty! Don't go. Marty? Melman? Gloria? Marty?! Melman?! Gloria?! Marty! Melman! Gloria! Hey, anyone! Hello! Marty, Melman, Gloria. Gloria, Melman, Marty. Marty, Gelman, Gloria. Marty, Melman. Morty, Morty, Gelman. Regis. Kelly. Matt, Katie, Al.

Melman: Get me out of this thing. Somebody. Hello? Get me out of this thing right now! Hello? Somebody? Melman! Alex? Is that you? Melman, I got you. Hang on! Hang on. I got you. Melman! I got you, buddy. Wait a sec, Melman. Wait right there. - What are you doing? - I'm getting you out of the box. - Relax. - Alex? Giraffe, corner pocket! Here goes nothing! - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Hold still! - Wait, Alex. - Hold still. - No, come on. - Here I come! Look! Look! Look! Look! It's Gloria. It's Gloria! Oh, hey, it is Gloria. Oh, my... Gloria! Gloria!

Gloria: Alrighty, boys, fun's over.

Alex: Gloria!

Gloria: Alex! Marty?

Alex: Marty!

Marty: Yeah! All right! That's right! Left! Left! Left. No, no, your left! Your left! Your left! Right here's good. I don't have anything on me. I'll have to get you later. To you too.

Alex: Marty! Marty!

Marty: Alex!

Alex: Marty!

Marty: Alex!

Alex: Marty!

Marty: Al!

Alex: Marty!

Marty: Alex?

Alex: Marty!

Marty: Oh, sugar, honey, ice tea. Martin! - Hold up! - I'm going to **** you! - Come here! Don't run away from me! - Calm down! If you keep running, I'm going to just **** you more! Oh, look at us. We're all here together. Safe and sound. Yeah, here we are. Where exactly is "here"? San Diego.

Gloria: San Diego?

Melman: White sandy beaches, cleverly simulated natural environment, wide-open enclosures. I'm telling you, this could be the San Diego Zoo. Complete with fake rocks. Wow, that looks real.

Alex: San Diego? What could be worse than San Diego?

Marty: I don't know. This place is crackalacking! Oh, I could hang here. I could hang here. - I'll **** you! - Take it easy! - Strangle you! - Calm down. Then bury you, dig you up, clone you and **** your clones. - 20-second timeout. - I'll ***** talk to you again.

Gloria: Now, look. We're just going to find the people, get checked in and have this mess straightened out.

Alex: Oh, great. This is just great. San Diego! Now I'll have to compete with Shamu and his smug little grin. I can't top that. Can't top it. I'm ruined! I'm gone! I'm out of the business! It's your fault, Marty! You've ruined me! Come on, Alex. Do you honestly think I intended all of this to happen? You want me to say that I'm sorry? Is that what you want? OK, I'm... He just shushed me. Marty, you've got to be just a little bit more und... - Don't you shush me.

Alex: Do you hear that? Don't you hear that?

Marty: I hear it. - Where there's music, there's people. - Go to the head honcho.

Melman: A sidewalk would be nice. Yeah, what a dump.

Alex: They should call it the San Di-lame-o Zoo. First they tell you, "We got this great open plan thing. Let animals run wild." Next thing, flowers in your hair, everybody's hugging everybody!

Marty: This place kind of grows on you. This way, guys! Come on! What the? Oh, no! OK, let's make a good impression on the people. Smiles, everyone. Let's get it together. - Is that the best you can do? - Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas. Well, great. Let's make gas look good. - Wow! - It's not people. It's animals. California animals. Dude. This is like a Puffy party! I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it - Ya like to - Move it I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it - Ya like to - Move it I like to move it, move it You like to move it, move it She like to move it, move it - He like to - Move it All girls all over the world Original King Julien 'pon yer case, man I love how all the girls that love to move their body When ya move your body, ya do Move it nice and sweet and sassy, all right What kind of zoo is this? I just saw 26 blatant health code violations.

Marty: I'm loving San Diego. This place is off the chizain.

Melman: Twenty-seven. Woman, physically fit, physically fit Physically, physically, physically fit Physically fit, Physically fit

Marty: We should've brought chips and dip!

Gloria: Wait. Where's Alex? What happened to him? He was right behind us. Wasn't he?

Marty: I don't know where he's at, but he's missing one heck of a party. The foosa! The foosa! The foosa are attacking! Run for your lives! - Foosa hungry. - Foosa eat.

Alex: I **** spiderwebs. Yeah, thanks a lot, guys. Thanks for waiting up. Really appreciate it. Hi. We just got in from New York, and we're looking for a supervisor. Because we've been sitting on that beach there for hours, and nobody's even bothered to show up. I don't know how things are normally run around here, but there's been some sort of major screw-up, which is cool. If you could point us towards the administrative offices, we'll...

Spider: Well, howdy-do.

Alex: Spider! Spider! Spider on my back!

King Julien: Maurice, did you see that?

Maurice: He scared the foosa away. Come on, Gloria. Get it. Get it! Get it! Get it! - That's it! Smack it! - Get it, get it! Whip it! Whip it good! Where'd it go?

Mort: King Julien, what are they? What are they?!

King Julien: They are aliens! Savage aliens from the savage future!

Maurice: They've come to **** us. And take our women. And our precious metals. Get up, Mort. Do not be near the king's feet, OK? We're hiding. Be quiet, everyone. Including me. Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again. There it is! Get it! Come on, Gloria! - Enough! Enough with the stick. - I think she got it. Is it still on me? I **** spiders. It's OK. It's gone.

Mort: They are savages! Tonight we ***. The feet. I told you... I told you to... I told every... Didn't I tell him about the feet? He did tell you about the feet.

King Julien: Wait. I have a plan.

Maurice: Really?

King Julien: I have devised a cunning test to see whether these are savage killers.

Marty: Hi there.

Alex: You let me handle it. Alex handles it. Marty does nothing.

Alex:Hi there! Oh, jeez. Sorry. - Oh, Alex, what'd you do? - Stop. Stop. It's OK. It's OK. I'm just a silly... Just a silly lion. Oh, jeez! - Aw, Alex! - Oh, you poor little baby. Did that big mean lion scare you? He did? He's a big, bad old puddy tat, isn't he? Come on. Mama'll hold you. Aww, look at you. They are cute from a reasonable distance. Aren't you the sweetest little thing. I just want to dunk him in my coffee.

King Julien: They're just a bunch of pansies.

Maurice: I don't know. There's something about that one with the crazy hairdo that I find suspicious.

King Julien: Nonsense, Maurice. Come on, everybody! Let's go and meet the pansies!

Maurice: Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julien XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, et cetera. Hooray, everybody. He's got style. What is he, like, king of the guinea pigs? I think it's a squirrel. Welcome, giant pansies! Please feel free to bask in my glow! - Definitely a squirrel. - Yep. Squirrel. We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the foosa. - The "whossa"? - The foosa. They're always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties - and ripping our limbs off. - Good. We're trying to find out where the people are, so... What big teeth you have. Man! Shame on you, Maurice! Can you not see that you have insulted the freak? You must tell me, who the heck are you? I'm Alex. The Alex. And this is Gloria, Marty and Melman. And just where are you giants from?

Alex: We're from New York and...

King Julien: All hail the New York giants! New York giants! Is this some sort of inbreeding programme? I say we just got to ask these bozos where the people are. Excuse me. We bozos have the people, of course. Hey, the bozos have the people. Oh, well, great. Good. Phew.

King Julien: They're up there. Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though.

Alex: Wow. So do you have any live people? No. Only **** ones. I mean, if we had a lot of live people here, it wouldn't be called the wild, would it? The wild? Whoa. Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket. You mean, like, the "live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild?

King Julien: Who wipes?

Gloria: Oy vey.

King Julien: Oy vey!

Maurice: Oy vey, everybody! Oy vey!

Alex: Could you excuse me for a moment? Get me out of here! We got to get out of here! Help!

Gloria: What are you doing?!

Alex: I'm swimming back to New York! I know my chances are slim, but I have to try!

Gloria: You can't swim!

Alex: I said my chances are slim!

Melman: Nature! It's all over me! Get it off! I can't see! I can't see! I can see!

Gloria: Look. There's obviously been a little mistake. The people didn't dump us here on purpose. As soon as they realize what happened, they'll come looking for us, right?

Melman: Yeah, right.

Gloria: You know something? I bet they're already on their way.

Skipper: Well, boys, it's going to be ice-cold sushi for breakfast. Rico.

Melman: Well, since I'm doomed to *** on this forsaken island, I, Melman Mankiewicz, being of sound mind and unsound body, have divided my estate equally among the three of you. Sorry, Alex. Hey! A latrine. Nice work, Melman. Outdoor plumbing. No, it's not a latrine. It's a grave! You sent Melman to his grave! Are you happy?

Marty: Aw, come on. This isn't the end. This is a whole new beginning. This could be the best that's happened. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. This is not the best thing that's happened to us! You abused the power of the birthday wish and brought bad luck on all of us. Why'd you tell your wish? You're not supposed to do that. I didn't want to tell you. Remember? - You guys made me tell you. - Oh, OK. Besides, this isn't bad luck. This is good luck. Look around. There's no fences, no schedules. This place is beautiful. Baby, we were born to be here! OK. OK. I've had enough of this. This is your side of the island, and this is our side of the island. That is the bad side, where you can jump and prance like a magical pixie horse and do whatever the heck you want. This is the good side for those who love New York and care about going home. - Come on. - No, no. Back! Back! You know what? This isn't good. OK! You all have your side, and I'll have mine. And if you need me, I'll be over here, on the fun side of the island, having a good old time! This is the fun side, where we'll have a great time surviving until we go home. - A yabbadabbadoo old time! - This side's the best. That side stinks! You're on the Jersey side of this cesspool! - Wilma! - Now what do we do?

Alex: Don't worry. I have a plan to get us rescued. Can't wait to see the look on Marty's face when he sees this. Just look at him. He's helpless without us. Shut up, Spalding!

Gloria: I've been standing here for hours, man. How long do I have to pose like this?

Alex: She is finito. I defy any rescue boat within a million miles to miss this baby. When the moment is right, we will ignite the beacon of liberty and be rescued from this awful nightmare! What do you think? Pretty cool, huh? How's the liberty **** going, Melman?

Melman: Great. Idiot.

Alex: I heard that.

Melman: Why can't we just borrow some of Marty's ****?

Alex: That's wild ****. We're not using wild **** on the Lady Liberty. Now, rub, Melman.

Melman: I've been doing... I can't. I can't. I can't do it. I ju... I can't do it! ****. ****. ****! ****! Oh, my... ****!

Alex: Not yet! No, no! No! ****! Melman, hold still!

Gloria: Jump! Alex, jump! Don't worry, cats always land on their... Face? Man, what kind of cat are you?

Alex: You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck!

Melman: Can we go to the fun side now?