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A Disney Channel Original Movie...

(heavy footsteps)

(Christian approches the office to make his friends come alive, takes out his magic wand)

(some crowds, animals, toys, dinosaurs and dragons arrive)

Christian: (Evil Snicker) All clear. And I've got my models. (Evil Laughter, uses his magic wand to make the lights come on)

(the crowds, animals, toys, dinosaurs and dragons cheer)

(heavy metal music playing)

Christian: Molly!

Molly: (comes alive and becomes the same size) Ha ha ha!

Christian: Gil!

Gil: (comes alive and becomes the same size) Wow!

Christian: Goby!

Goby: (comes alive and becomes the same size) Awesome!

Christian: Deema!

Deema: (comes alive and becomes the same size) Oh, yeah!

Christian: Oona!

Oona: (comes alive and becomes the same size) Pretty!

Christian: Nonny!

Nonny: (comes alive and becomes the same size) Hello.

Christian: Zooli!

Zooli: (comes alive and becomes the same size) Cool!

Christian: Carl! Major Monogram! Agent P! Linda! Lawrence! Baljeet! Dr. Doofenshmirtz! Buford! Stacy! Isabella! Candace! Phineas and Ferb! (Evil Laughter)

Others: (come alive and become the same size) Wow!/What the?/My word!/I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!/Holy Cow!/Holy Guacamole!/Oh, man, this is awesome!

Christian: Ladies and gentlemen, we're the Mighty Stinky Musicians! And I am your host, Conductor Christian Stinkypants! (Evil Laughter)

(the crowds, animals, toys, dinosaurs and dragons copy his evil laughter and cheer)

Holly: Holy Cow!

Edwena: What a mess!

(whistling on air)

Both: Uh-oh!

BANG!

Both: HELP!

Christian: (Evil Laughter) You're too late!

(machine whirring)

Holly: Our cleaning supplies!

Edwena: We need Robin Hood The Clean!

Holly: And fast!

Christian: Perfect! All of their cleaning supplies have been turned into musical instruments!

Robin Hood The Clean: Right behind you!

All: (screaming and running around in fear)

Holly: Thank goodness you're here, Robin Hood!

Christian: And this is your co-host of mine, Robin Hood The Clean!

Robin Hood: Yep. And this is my trusty bath mitt, Mitty.

All: (screaming and running around in fear, then stop) Wha?

Robin Hood: Watch this.

Christian: Hmm?

Robin Hood (as Mitty): Hello, I'm Mitty. I love you.

Christian: Ugh! Stay away, stay away!

Robin Hood (as Mitty): Don't run away.

Christian: (SCREAMS) Water, soap, good smells, get me out of here! AAH! NOW I'M EVEN CLEANER! YUCK!

Christian Swider: The Movie: Christian's Musical Expedition To Save The World

[The Movie Begins After A Dark And Stormy Night When Christian And His Friends Were Finally Getting Some Sleep]

All: (snoring)

Christian: (mumbling sleepily)

[The wind, however, was not cooperating]

Christian: D-oh! Ugh... (to the viewer;) Hey there! I'm Christian. My friends and I are in Las Vegas on a dark and stormy night. The wind, however, was not cooperating by the way.

(wind blowing)

Christian: ARE YOU DONE?!? CAN WE GO BACK TO SLEEP?!? Thank you! (yawns, but leaves get in his mouth, then spits them out) BLECH!

Kids: (laughing)

Christian: You can have the rest of the road, okay? Just stay away from here- Wha...?

(a secret door opens)

Gil: What's that?

Christian: I think it's a secret door.

(orchestra warming up)

Molly: I wonder what that sound is.

Christian: Let's get our dirty clothes on and pack up our stuff!

Kids: We'll help!

Christian: OK.

[In the morning]

Christian: Almost there...and finished!

Kids: All right!

Christian: We got our clothes on, got our magic wands, and we're ready to go!

Goby: That's right!

[When suddenly, Christian's father comes]

Christian: Wait a sec, here comes my father! Don't worry, children. I know what to do. I'm going to do a spell with my magic to make my father fall asleep.

Kids: Good idea!

Christian: I need to say the magic words. Abracadabra, Abracadeep, Make My Father Fall Asleep Yes! My father fell fast asleep!

Kids: YAY!

Christian: Let's go!

Kids: Yeah!

(so Christian and his friends stepped on it, until...)

Christian: Wait a second. Here comes my grammy! Don't worry, children. I know what to do. I'm going to do a spell with my magic to make her fall asleep.

Gil: You can do it!

Christian: Abracadabra, Abracadeep, Make My Grammy Fall Asleep I did it!

Kids: HOORAY!

Christian: Let's get a move on!

Kids: Yes!

(so Christian and his friends stepped on it, until...)

(dog barking)

Christian: I wonder what that sound is. Look! There are Bob's dogs - Chu-Chu and So-So. Stay calm, kids. I have an idea. I'm going to do a spell with my magic to make Chu-Chu fall asleep. Abracadabra, Abracadeep, Make Chu-Chu Fall Fast Asleep It worked! He went to sleep.

Kids: Phew!

Christian: We're almost at the door, kids. Let's keep going.

(dog barking)

Kids: Uh-oh!

Christian: Here comes So-So! AGH! Don't worry, children. I know what to do. I'm going to do a spell with my magic to make So-So fall asleep.

Kids: YEAH!

Christian: (to the viewer;) I'm going to need your help. Hold up your magic wand, and say the magic words with me. Abracadabra, Abracadeep, Make So-So Fall Fast Asleep Did it work? Yes! He fell asleep!

Kids: YAY!/HOORAY!/AWESOME!

Christian: Thanks for your help. You're a really great magician. Now let's get to that door.

(birds chirping)

Christian: Is everybody ready?

Kids: Ready!

Christian: Then let's go!

(engine starts and revs)

(phone ringing)

Christian: Hello?

Voice: Well, hi, my darling!

Christian: Hey, Grammy!

Deema: Wow!

Christian: I had a wonderful time here! I'm gonna drive to you and my mother, and we'll be there at nightfall.

Edwena: OK.

Christian: We gotta go. (hangs up)

(horns beeping)

Christian: Uh-oh. (puts his foot to the pedal and speeds up)

WHOOSH!

Gil: Whoo-hoo!

Oona: You did it!

Nonny: We sped past those cars just in time.

Isabella: I think we're getting closer.

Disney Channel Narrator: 👶Good Luck Charlie👶 will return, here on Disney Channel!

Christian: When we get there, I'll conduct you kids. And it's the only way to make the coronavirus go!

Kids: FULL SPEED AHEAD, CHRISTIAN!

Christian: You got it, kids!

Disney Channel Narrator: Now, 👶Good Luck Charlie👶 is back, on Disney Channel! 👶Good Luck Charlie👶 will return, here on Disney Channel!

(horns beeping)

Oona: I can't look...!

(engine revs)

WHOOSH!

Molly: Yes! We got past those cars just in time!

Disney Channel Narrator: Check out this school, it's anything but ordinary. Stay tuned for 🎸A.N.T. Farm🎸. Coming up next, right here on Disney Channel!

Christian: It's 12:00 PM, let's grab a snack!

Kids: Yeah!

Disney Channel Narrator: Now, 👶Good Luck Charlie👶 is back, on Disney Channel!

Nonny: Our planet is depending on us!

Christian: Yeah!

Disney Channel Narrator: We'll be right back to class with 🎸A.N.T. Farm🎸, on Disney Channel!

(the car goes to McDonald's)

Christian: I'll have a cheeseburger, Molly can have chicken nuggets, Gil can have French fries, Goby can have pancakes, Deema can have a yogurt, Oona can have a cup of milk, and Nonny can have a cup of fruit punch, please.

Voice: Comin' right up.

(so Christian and his friends got their stuff)

Disney Channel Narrator: Don't be tardy! 🎸A.N.T. Farm🎸 is back, on Disney Channel! Don't go away! We'll be right back with 🎸A.N.T. Farm🎸, on Disney Channel!

Christian: We must be getting really close to my Grammy's now. Do you see my Grammy's house anywhere? Oh, yes! There it is!

Kids: YAY!/HOORAY!/AWESOME!

Disney Channel Narrator: Bust a move with besties CeCe and Rocky! 💃Shake It Up!💃 is next, right here on Disney Channel!

Christian: Man, 1:00 PM already. We better get going.

Disney Channel Narrator: Class is back in session - we now return to 🎸A.N.T. Farm🎸, on Disney Channel!

Zooli: We have to hurry and get there so Christian can conduct us.

Deema: It's the only way to make the coronavirus go!

Christian: Everyone, hang on!

Disney Channel Narrator: 💃Shake It Up!💃 will be back in a twirl, on Disney Channel!

Christian: When we get there, we'll help Dexter work on his latest invention, The Music Changer 3000. First Question: To be a conductor, you have to use a uniform and a...?

Molly: Baton!

Christian: That's right!

Disney Channel Narrator: Now, 💃Shake It Up!💃 is back, on Disney Channel! 💃Shake It Up!💃 will be back in a twirl, on Disney Channel!

Christian: Next Question: The long instrument with lots of holes along the side is a...?

Oona: Flute!

Christian: Yup!

Disney Channel Narrator: Step into the spotlight with 🎵Austin & Ally🎵, Coming Up Next, right here on Disney Channel!

Christian: Final Question: A shiny brass instrument that you blow into is a...?

Goby: Trumpet!

Christian: Yeah! There's also a French Horn, a Violin, and a Timpani!

Disney Channel Narrator: Now let's get back to 💃Shake It Up!💃, on Disney Channel!

(orchestra warming up)

Christian: I wonder what that sound is. Look! There's my Grammy's house!

Baljeet: And I hear...crowds. Do you see the crowds? Yeah, they're coming to see the Stinky Concert.

Phineas: And it looks like they're ready for the concert to start!

Ferb: We better hurry, and get those cleaning supplies turned into instruments before the concert starts.

Christian: Kids, hang on!

Disney Channel Narrator: Stay tuned, 🎵Austin & Ally🎵 will be right back, on Disney Channel!

Christian: My goodness, 2:00 PM already.

Buford: We better get going!

Disney Channel Narrator: Now back to the musical duo of 🎵Austin & Ally🎵, on Disney Channel! Keep rocking! 🎵Austin & Ally🎵 Will be right back, on Disney Channel!

(orchestra warming up)

Christian: I wonder what that sound is. Look! There's my Grammy's house!

Baljeet: And I hear...animals. Do you see the animals? Yeah! They're coming to see the Stinky Concert too.

Phineas: And it looks like they're ready for the concert to start as well!

Ferb: We really have to hurry and get those cleaning supplies changed before the concert starts.

Disney Channel Narrator: It feels like a party every day with the Ross Family. 🏙️JESSIE🏙️ is coming up next! On Disney Channel!

Christian: Everyone, hang on!

(horns beeping)

Candace: Look out!

WHOOSH!

Christian: Yes! We got past them just in time! First Question: Little babies can talk but they sure can...?

Nonny: Cry.

Christian: Yup!

Disney Channel Narrator: Drumroll! We're back with 🎵Austin & Ally🎵, on Disney Channel!

Christian: Next Question: Sometimes babies cry because they are tired or hungry or need someone to change their...?

Goby: Diaper!

Christian: That's right!

Disney Channel Narrator: Time out! 🏙️JESSIE🏙️ will be right back, on Disney Channel!

Christian: Final Question: Before you hold a new baby, it's important to make some...?

Deema: Music!

Christian: That's right!

Disney Channel Narrator: 🏙️JESSIE🏙️ and the Ross kids are back! On Disney Channel! 🏙️JESSIE🏙️'s taking a break! And we'll be right back, on Disney Channel!

Christian: Come on, team! We've got to hurry!

("🚒1812 Overture🦄" playing)

Disney Channel Narrator: Next: Take a trip, if you dare, and get pulled into 🌲Gravity Falls🌲! on Disney Channel!

Goby: We have to hurry and get there so Christian can conduct us.

Deema: It's the only way to make the coronavirus go!

Christian: Kids, hang on!

Disney Channel Narrator: Let's get back to 🏙️JESSIE🏙️, on Disney Channel!

Christian: Oh, man, we better get going!

Disney Channel Narrator: Stay right where you are! 🌲Gravity Falls🌲 will be back on Disney Channel!

(birds cawing)

Christian: I can't believe we're in the desert!

Disney Channel Narrator: Now, let's travel back to 🌲Gravity Falls🌲, on Disney Channel! Don't turn away! 🌲Gravity Falls🌲 will return on Disney Channel!

Molly: We're getting closer to the other side of the desert!

Disney Channel Narrator: There's no way the gang can take two. 🎉So Random!🎉 is next, on Disney Channel!

Gil: We must be getting really close to the other side of the desert now.

Disney Channel Narrator: Let's return to 🌲Gravity Falls🌲, on Disney Channel!

Christian: We made it across the desert!

Disney Channel Narrator: Don't go away! 🎉So Random!🎉 will return, on Disney Channel!

Molly: I can't believe we're in the forest!

Disney Channel Narrator: We're back with the random of 🎉So Random!🎉, here on Disney Channel! We'll be right back with the random of 🎉So Random!🎉, on Disney Channel!

Christian: First Question: When you go to get your haircut, the first thing they do is wash you hair with water and...?

Deema: Shampoo!

Christian: Right! Shampoo gets your hair clean.

Disney Channel Narrator: Next! He's the friendliest face in outer space! The animated series 🪐Wander Over Yonder🪐 is coming up next, on Disney Channel!

Christian: Next Question: Then they dry your hair with a...?

Goby: Towel!

Christian: Right! A towel!

Disney Channel Narrator: Now let's get back to the random of 🎉So Random!🎉, here on Disney Channel!

Christian: Then you sit in a big chair where the hair cutter will cut your hair with a special pair of...?

Gil: Scissors!

Christian: That's right! Scissors!

Disney Channel Narrator: The premiere of the all-new series 🪐Wander Over Yonder🪐 will be right back, on Disney Channel!

Molly: We're getting closer to the other side of the forest!

Disney Channel Narrator: We're back with the premiere of the all-new animated series 🪐Wander Over Yonder🪐 on Disney Channel! The premiere of the all-new animated series 🪐Wander Over Yonder🪐 will be right back, on Disney Channel!

Christian: We must be getting really close to the other side of the forest now.

Disney Channel Narrator: Wish the magic will never end? Well, your wish is the Russos' command! 🧙Wizards of Waverly Place🧙 is next, on Disney Channel!

Isabella: We made it through the forest.

Disney Channel Narrator: Let's get back to the premiere of the all-new animated series 🪐Wander Over Yonder🪐, on Disney Channel!

Gil: I can't believe we're at the end of Nevada!

Disney Channel Narrator: 🧙Wizards of Waverly Place🧙 will be right back, here on Disney Channel!

(orchestra warming up)

Christian: I wonder what that sound is. Look! There's my Grammy's house!

Baljeet: And I hear...toys. Do you see the toys? Yeah! They're coming to see the Stinky Concert too.

Phineas: And it looks like they're also ready for the concert to start!

Ferb: We've got to hurry and get there before the concert starts.

Disney Channel Narrator: Now, we're back to 🧙Wizards of Waverly Place🧙, on Disney Channel! 🧙Wizards of Waverly Place🧙 will be right back, here on Disney Channel!

Christian: First Question: To clean your hands, you should wash with water and plenty of...?

Oona: Soap!

Christian: Right!

Disney Channel Narrator: Get ready to be schooled by the funniest fish at Fresh Water High. 🐠Fish Hooks🐠 is next, right here on Disney Channel!

Christian: Next Question: If you nose is runny, should wipe it with a...?

Molly: Tissue!

Christian: Right, a clean tissue!

Disney Channel Narrator: Let's get back to 🧙Wizards of Waverly Place🧙, on Disney Channel!

Christian: Final Question: When you have to cough or sneeze, it's important to cover your nose and your...

Goby: Mouth!

Christian: Yes, covering your nose and your mouth can keep germs from spreading to others.

Disney Channel Narrator: 🐠Fish Hooks🐠 will be back in a splash, on Disney Channel!

Christian: You know, it's easy to be a wizard!

Disney Channel Narrator: Now, we're back to 🐠Fish Hooks🐠, on Disney Channel! 🐠Fish Hooks🐠 will be back in a splash, on Disney Channel!

Candace: That's right!

Disney Channel Narrator: Anchors away! Navigate on a charging team territory with 🚢The Suite Life On Deck🚢! Next! Right here on Disney Channel!

(orchestra warming up)

Christian: I wonder what that sound is. Look! There's my Grammy's house!

Baljeet: And I hear...dinosaurs and dragons. Do you see the dinosaurs and dragons? Yeah! They're also coming to see the Stinky Concert.

Phineas: And it looks like everyone is ready for the concert to start!

Ferb: We'd better hurry, and get to his Grammy's house before the concert starts.

Disney Channel Narrator: Now, let's get back to 🐠Fish Hooks🐠, on Disney Channel!

Molly: The concert can't be far now.

Disney Channel Narrator: 🚢Suite Life On Deck🚢 will return, here on Disney Channel!

Christian: First Question: To get your hands really clean, you should ALWAYS wash with water and...?

Gil: Soap!

Christian: Right! Make sure you rub with soap and water to make lots of bubbles!

Disney Channel Narrator: Now, 🚢The Suite Life On Deck🚢 is back, on Disney Channel! 🚢Suite Life On Deck🚢 will return, here on Disney Channel!

Christian: Next Question: To keep your mouth nice and clean, you should use a toothbrush and a little bit of...?

Oona: Toothpaste!

Christian: Yup! You should brush twice a day to help your teeth stay healthy and strong.

Disney Channel Narrator: See who learns new tricks when the family pad hits the internet. 🐶Dog With A Blog🐶 is coming up next, on Disney Channel!

Christian: Final Question: To get your hair nice and clean, you can wash it with...?

Zooli: Shampoo!

Christian: That's right! Shampoo!

Disney Channel Narrator: Now, 🚢The Suite Life On Deck🚢 is back, on Disney Channel!

Gil: I can't believe we're in Arizona!

Disney Channel Narrator: Sit and stay, 🐶Dog With A Blog🐶 will be right back, on Disney Channel!

Christian: Let's keep driving!

Disney Channel Narrator: Okay, we're going to the dogs! 🐶Dog With A Blog🐶 is back, on Disney Channel! Sit and stay. 🐶Dog With A Blog🐶 will be right back, on Disney Channel!

Christian: First Question: Lots of homes have a kitchen where you can find a...?

Goby: Refrigerator!

Christian: Yeah! A refrigerator keeps food cold in the kitchen!

Disney Channel Narrator: Gather all your gadgets and gizmos and get ready for 🎸Phineas and Ferb🎸! Coming Up Next! Right here on Disney Channel!

Christian: Next Question: In your bedroom, you get some sleep in a...?

Oona: Bed!

Christian: That's right!

Disney Channel Narrator: Let's get back to 🐶Dog With A Blog🐶, on Disney Channel!

Christian: Last Question: In the concert room, you conduct everyone with a...?

Gil: Baton!

Christian: Yes, you conduct everyone with a baton!

Disney Channel Narrator: 🎸Phineas and Ferb🎸 will return, here on Disney Channel!

(soft violin music playing)

Christian: I wonder who's making that music.

Disney Channel Narrator: Now, we're back to 🎸Phineas and Ferb🎸, on Disney Channel! 🎸Phineas and Ferb🎸 will return, here on Disney Channel!

Molly: It's an animal!

Gil: What animal is it? A seal! Yes! And he's coming to the concert!

Disney Channel Narrator: It's Hannah, and Jackson, and Oliver in 🎤Hannah Montana🎤. Coming up next! Right here on Disney Channel!

(cello playing)

Molly: Let's see who's making that music!

Disney Channel Narrator: Now, we're back to 🎸Phineas and Ferb🎸, on Disney Channel!

Gil: What animal is that?

Goby: Yes! It's...a polar bear!

Deema: HE'S going to the concert too!

Disney Channel Narrator: 🎤Hannah Montana🎤 will be back in a beat, right here on Disney Channel!

(orchestra warming up)

Baljeet: Uh-oh. That sounds like...the Stinky Concert!

Disney Channel Narrator: Now, back to the music with 🎤Hannah Montana🎤, here on Disney Channel! We'll be right back with more 🎤Hannah Montana🎤, here on Disney Channel!

Deema: It IS the Stinky Concert! And the curtain isn't going up yet.

Christian: The Stinky Concert is going to start soon! Without us!

Disney Channel Narrator: Phil has his eye on the future. While him, kinda dances to her own beat. 🌌Phil Of The Future🌌 is next, on Disney Channel.

Goby: What are we going to do?!?

Oona: We have to help Dexter build the Music Changer 3000. We promised!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oona is right. And there's only one way to get there and get the machine built in time. We're going to have to fly this thing as fast as we can go. SUPER FAST! (singsong) SUPER FAST!

Others: (singsong) SUPER FAST!!!

Christian: All right, Operation Get To My Grammy's House is about to begin!

Goby: To get to super fast, we have to start at Adagio. Pat the beat on your lap slowly.

(theme from "🪐Wander Over Yonder🪐" playing slowly)

Gil: Moderato! Now pat the beat on your tummy a little faster!

(theme from "🧙Wizards of Waverly Place🧙" playing a little faster)

Molly: ALLEGRO! NOW PAT THE BEAT ON YOUR SHOULDERS EVEN FASTER!

(theme from "🐶Dog With A Blog🐶" playing even faster)

Buford: PRESTO! NOW REACH YOUR ARMS TO THE SKY, AND SHAKE YOUR WHOLE BODY! WE DID IT! WE'RE FLYING...SUPER FAST!!!

(theme from "🌌Phil Of The Future🌌" playing)

Christian: I can see my Grammy's house up ahead!

Isabella: We made it!

Deema: Yay!

(the crowds, animals, toys, dinosaurs and dragons cheer)

Phineas: We got here before the moon went up all the way!

Candace: Dexter, we need to build the Music Changer 3000.

Dexter: Everyone, let's get to work!

(theme from "🎸Phineas and Ferb🎸" playing)

(hammering, clicking and sawing)

Gil: We did it! Now to make the cleaning supplies go through it.

Holly: Christian's here.

Christian: You. Fill that tub with bubbling mud. And you. Make lots of mud balls. Get to work you two.

Both: Yes, your filthiness.

Edwena: He's gone, get the soap.

Holly: Shh, here it is, the only bar of soap on planet earth.

Edwena: Wow.

Holly: Man, it smells so good.

Edwena: The whole house used to smell good when Robin Hood The Clean lived here. But he's not allowed to come back.

Holly: All because of that mean Conductor Stinkypants.

(alarm blaring)

Both: (gasp)

Holly: The conductor's coming back!

Edwena: Hide the soap!

Christian: What's that smell?

Both: You.

Christian: No, no, I-I smell something...clean. It smells like...soap.

Holly: (gasps)

Edwena: No, don't-

Christian: SILENCE.

Edwena: I was done anyway.

Christian: Anything clean must be taken to the Music Changer. And I've got my baton.

Holly: NO!

Edwena: PLEASE!

Holly: NOT THE MUSIC CHANGER!

Both: (begging)

(theme from "👶Good Luck Charlie👶" playing)

Christian: I hate clean.

Holly: Bye-bye, soap.

Edwena: What's he doing?

Holly: He's sucking up all of our cleaning supplies!

(Christian sucks up bars of soap, bottles of shampoo, tubes of toothpaste, towels, bottles of bubble bath and more)

Christian: (evil cackling)

Kids: You did it!

Christian: Now to turn them into instruments. Abracadabra, Abraca-dents, Turn These Cleaning Supplies Into Musical Instruments

(everyone takes out stink rays)

All: FIRE!

Holly: Uh-oh! AH! WE SMELL HORRIBLE!

Edwena: Look! That's the legendary bath mitt of Robin Hood The Clean.

Holly: That’s who can really clean this place, Robin Hood.

Christian: Don't say that name. NOBODY must speak of Robin Hood The Clean - he gives me the willies. Now get back to work - the Festival Of Music starts tomorrow night.

Holly: Nuts. The dirtiest days of the year and the stinkiest bands of the year and here, and now we're outta soap; this really stinks.

Edwena: And so do we!

(he uses his magic wand to turn the cleaning supplies into...)

All: Musical instruments!

Christian: IT WORKS!

(orchestra warming up)

Christian: And just in time too!

(the crowds, animals, toy, dinosaurs and dragons cheer)

Edwena: Our poor cleaning supplies! They'd turned themselves into musical instruments by Christian and his friends!

Holly: WE HAVE TO HURRY AND RESCUE THEM... BEFORE ROBIN HOOD THE CLEAN GETS BACK!!! BUT HOW?!?

Edwena: Robin Hood The Clean can do it!

Christian: 1! 2! 1,2, 3, 4!

(theme from "🎵JONAS🎵" playing)

Molly (singing): I was sittin' at home, watchin' TV, all alone, so tired of routines, the day goes on and on. So I pick up the phone, call everyone I know. Said there's gonna be a party, hit the music here we go. Yeah!

All (singing): YOU GOTTA LIVE TO PARTY, BUST YOUR MOVE! EVERYBODY'S IN THE GROOVE! TELL THE DJ TO PLAY OUR SONG! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK AND ROLL?!? YOU GOTTA LIVE TO PARTY, BUST YOUR MOVE! EVERYBODY'S IN THE GROOVE! LIVE! TO! PARTY!

(the crowds, animals, toys, dinosaurs and dragons cheer)

Robin Hood: Have no fear, you two. I, Robin Hood The Clean will make those Mighty Stinky Musicians take a bath!

Holly: Good luck, Robin Hood!

Edwena: You can do it!

(so Robin Hood The Clean went to the concert to make the Musicians to get clean)

Christian: PEOPLE OF PLANET EARTH! WE ARE THE MIGHTY STINKY MUSICIANS! WE'LL! BE! DIRTY! FOREVER!!! (evil cackling)

Robin Hood: Holy cow!

Christian: Well, well, well, if it isn't Robin Hood The Clean...

Robin Hood: I live in Pure Wood Forest, and you turned their cleaning supplies into musical instruments.

Christian: So we did - for your information, we will not be changing them back. For we are...

All: THE MIGHTY! STINKY! MUSICIANS!

Robin Hood: Uh-oh! AH! (flees)

Christian: We did it!

Robin Hood: (huffing and puffing) I don't think...they're gonna take a bath.

Holly: Oh yes they will - I'm going there now and I'm going to use my serious face!

Robin Hood: Man.

Edwena: That is serious.

(so Holly went to the concert to ask the Mighty Stinky Musicians to change back their cleaning supplies)

Christian: (evil cackling) Well, well, well, if it isn't my mother...

Holly: I'm gonna ask you to change back our stuff.

All: (whispering)

Christian: NEVER!

All: FOR WE ARE THE MIGHTY! STINKY!! MUSICIANS!!!

Holly: Holy Guacamole! (flees)

All: YEE-HAW! HUZZAH!

Holly: (huffing and puffing) I don't think...they're gonna take a bath either.

Robin Hood: What do we do?

Edwena: Hmm...

Holly: I have an idea! If we looked like musicians and acted like musicians…

Robin Hood: Maybe we can sneak in!

Edwena: How are we going to do that?

Christian (on TV screen): PEOPLE OF NORTH AMERICA! I AM THE GREAT AND GLORIOUS CHRISTIAN SWIDER! I AM GOING TO LET YOU WATCH 🎵JACK’S BIG MUSIC SHOW🎵! BUT FIRST, IT’S…

(fanfare playing)

Christian: …PUZZLE TIME!!! Let’s play a letter sounds game. We’re looking for things in this picture that start with the letter M. The letter M makes the “M” sounds. Hey, there’s a map - “Map” starts with the “M” sound. Map. Map. Might there be other things in this picture that starts with the “M” sound?

Edwena: The moon!

Christian: Make no mistake - “Moon” starts with the “M” sound! There are MANY more things that start with “M”, and we’ll look for them when we come back! (evil cackling)

(the TV screen turns off and goes up)

Robin Hood: Oh, no! Housekeeper! WATCH OUT!

Edwena: (screams)

Holly: Uh-oh! Gram is trapped behind those branches!

Kids: (laughing)

Robin Hood: Don’t worry, housekeeper! We’ll get you outta there!

Edwena: GO, ROBIN HOOD, GO!

("Carmen Suite No. 1" playing)

Holly: We did it!

(the TV screen comes down and turns on)

Christian (on TV screen): We're searching for things in this picture for things that begin with the "M" sound. So, can you spot some?

Holly: I see a mailbox.

Edwena: And a mouse wearing mittens!

Christian: Marvelous! Mouse, mittens, and mailbox all begin with the "M" sound! Maybe we find even more in just a bit! (evil cackling)

(the TV screen turns off and goes up, again)

Edwena: Wait a sec, Holly! WATCH OUT!

Holly: (screams)

Robin Hood: Uh-oh! Sounds like she's trapped behind those logs!

Kids: (laughing)

Edwena: Don't worry, Holly! We'll get you outta there!

Robin Hood: I got this! Take that and that and that!

("Carmen Suite No. 1" playing)

Holly: You did it, Robin Hood!

(the TV screen comes down and turns on)

Christian (on TV screen): Welcome back, my curious comrades! Won't you help this Conductor find the things in this picture that begin with the "M" sound? Might you see some?

Edwena: Monkey!

Holly: Motorcycle!

Edwena: Muffin!

Christian: Magnificent! Monkey, motorcycle, and muffin all start with the "M' sound! But might there be one more?

Robin Hood: I see warm milk!

Christian: Right you are! Milk starts with the "M" sound! Many thanks, my friends! 🎵Jack's Big Music Show🎵 is up next!

Edwena: Uh-oh! ROBIN HOOD! WATCH OUT!

Holly: Uh-oh!

Robin Hood: Ha! Ha… and DOUBLE HA!

Edwena: Nice move!

Holly: All right!

Narrator: 🎵Jack's Big Music Show🎵 encourages preschoolers to 🟣create🟣 and express themselves, and to 🟠make music🟠 in many different ways!

(the TV screen turns off and goes up)

Robin Hood: Where’s he going?

[The next day]

Robin Hood: Man, what a beautiful day!

[It was a beautiful day, until…]

(the TV screen comes down and turns on)

Christian: (evil cackling)

Edwena: AH! What was that?

Holly: (sniffs) AH! What is that smell?!?

Kids: You.

Christian (on TV screen): PEOPLE OF SOUTH AMERICA! I AM THE GREAT AND GLORIOUS CHRISTIAN SWIDER! I AM GOING TO LET YOU WATCH ⬇️THE UPSIDE DOWN SHOW⬆️! BUT FIRST, IT’S…

(fanfare playing)

Christian: …PUZZLE TIME! Let’s play a letter sounds game - we’re looking for things in this picture that starts with the letter S. The letter S makes the “S” sound. Say! Look at that sailboat! “Sailboat” starts with the “S” sound. Sailboat. Sailboat. Can you spot any more things that start with the “S” sound?

Edwena: Sandcastle.

Christian: Superb! “Sandcastle” does indeed start with the “S” sound! We’ll search for some more when we come back! (evil cackling)

(theme from “🎸Phineas and Ferb🎸” playing)

Robin Hood: It sounds like Phineas and Ferb are trying to tell us about a problem.

Holly: A problem? What problem?

Robin Hood: That.

Edwena: Uh-oh! That sounds like… FALLING BRANCHES!

Holly: Robin Hood! LOOK OUT! Phew! Thanks for warning us, Phineas and Ferb.

Phineas and Ferb: Thank you!

Robin Hood: Oh, no! Edwena! WATCH OUT!

Edwena: (SCREAMS)

Holly: Uh-oh! Grammy’s trapped behind those branches!

Kids: (laughing)

(the TV screen turns off and goes up)

Robin Hood: Don’t worry, stinky housekeeper! We’ll get you outta there!

Holly: Look! There are Christian and his friends!

Edwena: I see...instruments: Drums, violins, trumpets...

Holly: French horns...

Robin Hood: And cymbals!

(At nighttime)

Robin Hood: We better act fast. Where is the tip to get rid of coronaviruses?

Holly: It’s in Conductor Stinkypants’ stinky pants.

Christian: Time for the Festival Of Music, citizens!

Robin Hood: OK. You distract him, and I’ll get the tip out of his pocket.

Holly: Got it! OH, CONDUCTOR STINKYPANTS! I don’t think I’m filthy enough for the Festival Of Music.

Christian: He-hey, that’s the spirit! Here you go. That’s much better. Nice and muddy.

Holly: Conductor Stinkypants, I just don’t feel filthy enough yet!

Christian: Young lady, you may have what it takes to be a conductor one day. Just a dab here, and a nice big glob here. One more glob right here. There. Much grosser.

Holly: Uh, perfect. Thank you.

Christian: Anytime.

Holly: Get rid of the coronavirus quick, Robin Hood, so I can have fun!

Robin Hood: Have no fear, housekeeper. I’ll make the coronavirus fall asleep.

(“👑Wedding March👑” playing)

Christian: Here ye, here ye! Welcome to Conductor Christian Stinkypants’ Festival Of Music!

Holly: I told Robin Hood. He’s approaching the office to make the coronavirus fall asleep.

Edwena: Fabulous.

Christian: I am fabulous. You’re right, now you two must play a game with me. If you lose, I lock you in my brand-new stinky booth! And then I’ll dunk you into a tub of stinky, bubbling mud.

Both: EWWWW!!!

Christian: The first event is the Mud Ball Toss - whoever throws a mud ball closest to the middle, that yellow spot, WINS! You there.

Edwena: OK. I throw a mean mud ball.

Christian: We’ll see about that - you go first.

(“💃The Blue Danube Waltz💃“ playing)

Edwena: Hup!

Christian: Good, but not good enough.

Edwena: Hey, you can’t throw from that close!

Christian: Yes I can - the red line is for housekeepers and the blue line is for conductors.

Holly: No fair - you play dirty!

Christian: Of course I do. Look at me. Ha ha! Allow me to show you to the stinky booth.

Edwena: Ugh…

Christian: No worries, my mother will be joining ya in a moment.

(In the office)

Robin Hood: Here we go. And…

(theme from “🧙‍♂️Wizards of Waverly Place🧙‍♂️“ playing)

Molly: It’s working. The coronavirus is getting sleepy.

Christian: AND NOW! The Mud Pie Balancing Contest!

(“🏎Rondeau🏎” playing)

Holly: Whoa, whoa, (SHOUTS)

CRASH!

Christian: I win the Mud Pie Balancing Contest!

Holly: Hey!

Christian: Conductors are allowed to glue their pies together. Anyway, there’s still one more event. And it’s a beauty!

Robin Hood: Let’s make the coronavirus even sleepier.

(theme from “🎸Phineas and Ferb🎸” playing)

Deema: The coronavirus is climbing into bed.

Oona: It’s almost asleep.

Christian And now! The third and last event. The Long Mud Jump. If you can jump farther over the mud pit than me, my Grammy goes free and you win this trophy. I know you can do it.

(“🏁William Tell Overture🏁” playing)

Edwena: JUMP LIKE THE WIND! IT REMINDS ME! IT STINKS IN HERE!

Holly: OK! I’ll back way up and run toward it really fast, so I can jump super high.

(theme from “🚢Suite Life On Deck🚢” playing)

(the coronavirus falls asleep)

Nonny: We did it! Our lullaby music made the coronavirus fall asleep.

Holly: You can do it, Holly.

Edwena: I can’t look.

(“🏁William Tell Overture🏁” playing)

Christian: Wait a second, did I say long jump?

Holly: Wha? Ah! Oof!

Christian: My mistake - I meant to say the short jump. I win.

Holly: But-

Christian: Conductors are allowed to change the rules. To the stinky booth! Prepare to be dunked in bubbling mud!

Robin Hood: Stop!

Christian: Oh, there you are, Robin Hood.

Robin Hood: We made the coronavirus fall asleep, and nothing can wake it up.

Christian: I cannot believe it!

Holly: It’s about time.

Robin Hood: Let the housekeepers go, Stinkypants! So they can take a bath!

Christian: No one is allowed to be clean in this house; not even YOU! Let’s play catch….with mud balls. HA!

(Robin Hood swats away three mud balls, but Conductor Stinkypants throws three more at him)

Robin Hood: Ha, ha… And Double Ha!

Edwena: Nice move!

Holly: All right!

Robin Hood: Ho-Ho!

Christian: Hee-hee! AH! I’ve been cleaned! There. All better. Time for dessert. Mud pies! Ha!

Robin Hood: (swats the mud pies away)

Edwena and Holly: Wow!

Robin Hood: Some soap for your stinky pants… Stinkypants!

Christian: AAH! Ha! Surrender…or the mitt gets it!

Robin Hood: Nobody messes with Mitty. Mitty, are you okay? (Mitty’s voice) Oh, yes. Thank you, Robin Hood.

Christian: It talks?

Robin Hood (Mitty’s voice): Hello. I’m Mitty. I love you.

Christian: AH! Stay away, stay away!

Robin Hood (Mitty’s voice): Don’t run away.

Christian: AAAGH!!! Water, soap, good smells - GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Edwena: Some moves, Robin Hood!

Robin Hood: You’re free, good housekeepers!

Holly: Bath time, here I come!

Edwena: I’m coming, rubber ducky!

Holly: CANNONBALL!

SPLASH!

(crowd chanting) Robin Hood! Robin Hood! Robin Hood! Robin Hood!

Christian: AAH! NOW I’M EVEN CLEANER! THIS STINKS!

Edwena: You got it all wrong, Conductor Stinkypants - Bath Time Is Fun.

Christian: You’re right - Bath time is fun. Robin Hood, you have shown me it’s neat to be clean.

Robin Hood: Very neat indeed.

Kids: That’s right!

Perry: (chatters)

Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry.

All: (laughing)

End Credits

Goby: To get to super fast, we have to start at Adagio. Pat the beat on your lap slowly.

(theme from "🪐Wander Over Yonder🪐" playing slowly)

Gil: Moderato! Now pat the beat on your tummy a little faster!

(theme from "🧙‍♂️Wizards Of Waverly Place🧙‍♂️" playing a little faster)

Molly: ALLEGRO! NOW PAT THE BEAT ON YOUR SHOULDERS EVEN FASTER!

(theme from "🐶Dog With A Blog🐶" playing even faster)

Buford: PRESTO! NOW REACH YOUR ARMS TO THE SKY, AND SHAKE YOUR WHOLE BODY! WE DID IT! WE'RE FLYING... SUPER FAST!!!

(theme from "🌌Phil Of The Future🌌" playing)

Christian: I can see my Grammy's house up ahead!

Isabella: We made it!

Deema: Yay!

(Walt Disney Television Animation and Disney Channel Original appear)

The End.