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Christian's Musical Magical Movie Day[]

Songs[]

Chores

We Work Together

Superheroes

And I Would Fly

Wheels Go Round

The Arctic Life

Party At Sea!

Look For The Fire Truck

Rock The Road

Wash 'Em Off

The Twisty Turn Twist

Blaze On

Hit The Road

Burn Rubber

Blazing Amazing

Making Buñuelos

Making A Sculpture

Get To Work

Auld Lang Syne

🔵Violin Concerto In E Minor🔵

🔴Funeral March Of A Marionette🔴

🟣The Blue Danube Waltz🟣

🟢Aida🟢

🔴Hungarian Dance No. 5🔴

🟣Peer Gynt Suite No. 1: In The Hall Of The Mountain King🟣

💕Symphony No. 40💕

🔵Funeral March Of A Marionette🔵

🟡William Tell Overture🟡

🟢William Tell Overture🟢

Inventions[]

Auto-Vac

Rocket Skis

Cheating Cheatapult

Super Cheat-y Rocket Pack

Spaghetti And Meatball Making Robot

Abominable Blaster

Super Sun Machine

Wild Wave Maker

Ice Cream Scooper Machine

Characters[]

  1. Loundrel
  2. Splattery
  3. Flatterine
  4. Squidling
  5. Gloobert
  6. Cadabrin
  7. Bloomie
  8. Doomer
  9. Shine
  10. People
  11. Kids
  12. Teammates
  13. Racers
  14. Announcer
  15. Pitcher
  16. Opera Women
  17. Construction Worker
  18. Disco Man
  19. Fisherman
  20. Pirate
  21. Ninja
  22. T-Rex
  23. Firefighter 1
  24. Firefighter 2
  25. Firefighter 3
  26. Fire Chief
  27. Blue Construction Worker
  28. Red Construction Worker
  29. Purple Construction Worker
  30. Green Construction Worker
  31. Yellow Construction Worker
  32. Crab
  33. Lobster
  34. Snail
  35. Crab Dude
  36. Lobster Dude
  37. Mail Carrier Snail
  38. Christian
  39. Molly
  40. Gil
  41. Goby
  42. Deema
  43. Oona
  44. Nonny
  45. Zooli
  46. Bubble Puppy
  47. People From Disney Channel/Shorts/Movies
  48. People From Disney Junior/Shorts
  49. People From Nick Jr.
  50. People From Playhouse Disney/Shorts
  51. Kaylee
  52. Christian's Grandpa
  53. Kaylee's Henchman
  54. King
  55. Dexter
  56. Bubble Kitty
  57. Sportacus
  58. Steffanie
  59. Hardware Store Clerk
  60. Maisy
  61. Miffy
  62. Nigel
  63. Mayor
  64. Chef
  65. Mr. Pia
  66. Ms. Forbus
  67. Blaze
  68. AJ
  69. Dee Dee
  70. Captain
  71. Peter Pan
  72. Narrator
  73. Captain Hook
  74. Mr. Smee
  75. Man
  76. Chase

Teamwork Rescue Power![]

(Christian reading on-text)

Loundrel: Waaaaahoo!

Christian: Whoo-hoo! Whoo!

Gil: Yeah-heh-heh-heh-heh!

Christian: Hang on tight, Rusty! YEAH-HEH!

Oona: Whee! (giggles)

Christian: Check it out! My friends and I are doing the biggest loop-de-loop in the skate park!

Shine: Yeah!

Rusty: AGH!

(they land)

Goby: That was awesome!

(sneaky music playing)

Kaylee: (snickers, crashes into garbage) Eeyuck.

Goby: Hey there, Kaylee. Are you OK?

Kaylee: Good to see you guys again. I think so. Man, this is some mess. I'm gonna use my building powers to clean this mess up. Watch this.

(she uses her building powers to make parts come and assemble into an enormous robot with three vacuum hoses)

Kaylee: Ha-ha! I made the world's most awesome vacuum cleaner of all time! It's... Auto-Vac!

Loundrel: Incredible!

(Auto-Vac beeps; Kaylee gets on a post)

Kaylee: (Evil Laughter) Auto-Vac, you’re wonderful! Now to turn you on, I just have to push these three buttons. (snickers)

(one by one she pushes the button which power up Auto-Vac’s vacuums)

Kaylee: The red button…the green button…and the blue button! (Laughs evilly) It’s working! OK, Auto-Vac, time to clean up this mess!

(Auto-Vac starts sucking up the garbage)

Kaylee: (laughs) Look at Auto-Vac go! He’s sucking up those banana peels…and those old cans…and the water out of that fountain!

(Auto-Vac somehow sucks up water out of a nearby fountain)

Kaylee: Wait, that’s not garbage.

(a frog lands in the dry fountain and croaks)

(Auto-Vac starts sucking up other things, like the sign and condiments of a hot dog stand and bushes from the grass)

Kaylee: Oh, no! Auto-Vac’s doing it all wrong! Instead of sucking up garbage, he’s sucking up EVERYTHING!

(Auto-Vac sucks up a ball and a mailbox)

Kaylee: Auto-Vac! That is not how you’re supposed to clean up.

(now Auto-Vac sucks up a picnic)

Kaylee: You stop that right now! (tugs on the blanket) AUTO-VAC!! I said stop…sucking up…things that aren’t garbaaaAAAAAAGE!

(she gets sucked into Auto-Vac)

Kaylee: AUTO-VAC! YOU JUST SUCKED UP ME!

(Auto-Vac passes by Christian and his friends)

Kaylee: (screams)

Doomer: Oh, man! That’s the biggest vacuum cleaner I’ve ever seen!

Zooli: And Kaylee’s trapped inside!

Kaylee: GET ME OUTTA HERE!

Rusty: Oh, no! Kaylee needs help! Somebody’s gotta turn that thing off and save her!

Christian: Don't worry, Rusty! We can save her if we work together!

Goby: Yeah!

Rusty: If we’re going to rescue her, we’re in!

Gil: All right!

Muno: Follow that Auto-Vac!

(they fly on their hoverboards as they give chase)

(Song: Chores)

(song ends)

Kaylee: (screams)

People: Oh, man!/Look out!

(Auto-Vac sucks up some shoes in a mud puddle)

Kaylee: Muddy shoes?! Eww!

(then some socks at a castle’s window)

Kaylee: Icky socks?! Eww!!

(then some underpants on a clothesline)

Kaylee: Underpants?! EWW!!! (screams)

(Plex plays his violin as he and the others fly after Auto-Vac)

Rusty: We can save you, Kaylee!

Christian: Hang on, Rusty! Let’s hurry and catch up to Auto-Vac!

(they fly after Auto-Vac)

Kaylee: (screams)

Rusty: Almost there…almost there…

(Auto-Vac sucks up a manhole cover, leaving Christian and his friends flying right over it; their hoverboards run out of gas midway over)

Gil, Goby and Rusty: Uh-oh! (fall and scream with the others)

(they crash into the sewers below)

Christian: Phew! Where are we?

Gil: Looks like we’re stuck down in a hole, way below the street! (dismounts his hoverboard)

Cadabrin: Oh, no! We’ve gotta get outta here so we can stop Auto-Vac and save Kaylee!

Christian: Aha! I’ve got it! I think this fuel pump will fill up our empty tanks. And this machine will start up and blow some bubbles.

Rusty: Um, are you sure about this, Christian?

Christian: Flicker, can you shine some light over here?

Felipe: La luz.

Flicker: Sí, la luz.

Christian: Yeah, la luz. Now could you help me hold this hose, Squeeze? Then we can fill up our empty tanks.

Squeeze: Here goes nothing.

(gas glugging)

Christian: Now all we have to do is fix that machine and fill it up with gas and it’ll start up and blow some bubbles to get us outta this hole.

(music playing)

Tools: Let’s get going and fix it right

Turner: Twist and turn

Squeeze: Make it tight

Felipe: Trabajamos juntos

Tools: We work together now

Dusty: Cut it

Stretch: Measure it

Pat: Tap it flat

Rusty: Bend and twist

Dusty: Just like that

All: Each of us has a special job - we work together

Christian: Todos juntos

All: So we can fix it right!

(song ends)

Oona: Yay!

Goby: All right!

Christian: Well, here goes nothing.

(machine starts up)

All: Whee!/All right!/Yay! Bubbles! Ha ha ha!/Yeah-heh-heh!/Whoo-hoo-hoo!/Yeah!/Yippee!/AGH!

Doomer: We made it!

Kaylee: (in distance) YAHHHH!!!!

(Auto-Vac is heading down the road)

Gil: Look! There goes Auto-Vac!

Kaylee: (sobs)

Goby: Come on! We’ve gotta turn that thing off and rescue Kaylee!

(they fly off)

Pat: DON’T WORRY, KAYLEE! WE’RE COMING!

(at a farm, birds are sleeping when they see Auto-Vac coming and scatter)

Kaylee: (screams) OK, Auto-Vac, now you listen to me: don’t suck up any more stuff!

(Auto-Vac disobeys and sucks up some bales of hay)

Kaylee: (spits) Hay?!

(then some tomatoes from crates)

Kaylee: (shrieks) Tomatoes?!?

(then some mud that pigs are playing in)

Kaylee: (spits) Mud?!?!? (whimpers) SOMEBODY STOP THIS AUTO-VAC!!!

(Auto-Vac then sucks up a gate to a pen of furious bulls, letting them loose. They hear hoverboards approaching and flying right at them)

Goby: All right!

Rusty: AGH!

Christian: Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!

(they lose them, they reach the gate)

Oona: Yippee!

(Gil closes the gate)

Gil: Yes!

Kaylee: (in distance) WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!

(Auto-Vac is heading towards Big Bubble City)

Pat: Hey! I see Auto-Vac, heading towards Big Bubble City!

Christian: Good eyes, Pat! Come on, guys! We’ve gotta stop that crazy vacuum and rescue Kaylee once and for all!

Dusty: HANG ON, KAYLEE! WE’RE COMING TO SAVE YOU!

Christian: That's right, Dusty!

(they fly after Auto-Vac; in Big Bubble City)

People: (scream)

(Auto-Vac sucks up some pancakes at a nearby breakfast store)

Kaylee: Pancakes?! Yuck!

(then some pizza by a pizzaria)

Kaylee: Pizza?!? Yuck!!

(then some spaghetti and meatballs at the restaurant)

Kaylee: Spaghetti and meatballs?!?! EEYUCK!!! AUTO-VAC!!!!!!!!!!!!

(here come Christian and his friends with Christian driving his car)

Cadabrin: KAYLEE! WE'RE HERE!

Loundrel: Man, that Auto-Vac is huge! How are we going to stop it, Christian?

Christian: To turn off Auto-Vac, we have to press those three off buttons, way up there!

Gil: Whoa! Those buttons are really high! I wonder how we’re gonna press ‘em.

Goby: What we need is that can launch stuff high into the air to hit those buttons!

Rusty: I got a slingshot right here!

Oona: Good thinking, Rusty!

Turner: I knew this was too good to be true.

(rimshot plays)

Molly: You're silly, Turner.

Deema: (giggles) First, let's aim for that red off button. (to the viewer;) If we pull the rubber strap back this far, it'll launch the ball here.

(a trajectory line extends from the slingshot to the ground)

Deema: Will it hit the red button? No! It won't go far enough! Plex, can you stretch it back a little more?

Plex: Yes I can!

(he pulls more; the line extends to the button)

Deema: Now will it hit the red button? Yeah! Go for it, Plex!

Plex: Superheroes away!

(he launches the ball; it hits the button)

Pat: Whoo-hoo!

Christian: Yeah-heh-heh!

(one of Auto-Vac's vacuum hoses shuts down)

Goby: We pressed the button and turned off one of Auto-Vac's hoses!

Kaylee: (whimpers)

Nonny: Quick! Let's aim for that green off button!

(Brobee pulls back hard; the line extends over Auto-Vac)

Nonny: (to the viewer;) If we pull the rubber strap back this far, it'll launch the ball here. Will it hit the green button? No! It'll go too far!

Brobee: Ooh, I'd better not pull back so much.

(he loosens a bit; now the line reaches the button)

Nonny: Now will it hit the green button? Yes! Go for it, Brobee!

Brobee: Superheroes away!

(he launches; the ball hits the button)

Oona: Yay!

Pat: We got it!

(another hose deactivates)

Gil: Just one more button to press and Auto-Vac will be turned off!

Kaylee: And you better hurry before Auto-Vac sucks up...

(up ahead at the bottom of the hill is where a swimming party is being held; the kids are shocked)

Kaylee: THAT SWIMMING PARTY!!!

Kids: (scream and scatter)

Oona: We've gotta hit that blue button before Auto-Vac gets to the party!

Cadabrin: Maybe I can launch myself to turn that thing off before it's too late!

Gil: All right!

Oona: Yay!

Rusty: Let's do it!

(Cadabrin gets in the slingshot and pulls back; he pulls more; the line extends to the street)

Oona: Pulling the strap back this far will launch Cadabrin here. Will he hit the blue button? Nope, he won't go far enough.

Goby: Stretch back a little more, Cadabrin!

(Cadabrin stretches more; now the line reaches the button)

Oona: Now will he hit the blue button? Yeah!

Cadabrin: SUPERHEROES AWAY! (he launches himself) Ha ha ha ha ha! Yahoo!

(he hits the button; Auto-Vac starts to suck up the water, then it shuts down completely)

Kids: Yeah!/Hooray!/Cadabrin saved us!

Oona: Yippee! We did it!

(stomach gurgles)

Zooli: Whew! All this rescuing is making me hungry.

Molly: Me too.

(Christian's Grandpa arrives with a cart with nachos)

Christian's Grandpa: Who wants nachos?

Molly and Oona: Christian's Grandpa!

Zooli: And speaking of Christian's Grandpa...

Christian's Grandpa: How is my favorite grandson?

Christian: Fine, thank you, Grandpa.

(iris out on Christian and his Grandpa, fade to black; episode ends)

Rocket Ski Rescue[]

(Gil reading on-text)

(crowd cheering)

Gil: Hey! Glad you can make it!

Goby: Check it out! We're in the middle of a big race!

Kaylee: How do you like my new rocket skis, Christian? I built them all by myself!

Gil: Those new rocket skis are awesome, Kaylee!

(the rocket skis start to fire up)

Kaylee: Whoo-hoo!

(the skis start to malfunction)

Kaylee: (screaming repeatedly)

(the skis make Kaylee go the other way)

Muno: Kaylee? Where are you going?!

Kaylee: AAH!

Plex: The finish line's over there somewhere!

Racers: Look out!/Oof!

(she zooms past two of the racers, then through a pile of toys)

Kaylee: I can't-- (knocks over some building blocks) Stop these-- (knocks over some costumes) ROCKET SKIS! EEEEEEK!

(she knocks over a pile of musical instruments before rocketing right out of the race and into the city)

Announcer: Oh, my! Kaylee has left the course!

Kaylee: Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Gil: Wow, Kaylee's got some speedy rocket skis today!

Molly: That's right, Gilly.

Christian: (to the viewer;) We have to stop them and rescue her!

Doomer: Yeah!

Goby: Follow those rocket skis!

(they fly after Kaylee on their hoverboards. Elsewhere, Kaylee zooms past other people)

Kaylee: Coming through, people!

People: Oh, man!/She's fast!

(she zooms past bubble sticks; they burst open and the bubbles make Kaylee sneeze)

Kaylee: (sneezes) Excuse me!

(she zooms past spaghetti and meatballs; they splat all over her)

Kaylee: Mm-mmm! Delicious!

(she zooms past pillows; they bust open, releasing feathers which cling to her)

Kaylee: (laughs) That tickles! (blasts away) All right! Whee-hoo! Oh, yeah! Yahoo! This is fun!

Rusty: Wow, those rocket skis are really fast!

Christian: That's right, Rusty. We need something to spray those rocket skis and stop them. Like water!

Rusty: Yeah!

Christian: Watch this, Rusty. (sprays the rocket skis with water)

Kaylee: Ugh! (spitting)

(the rocket skis blast away)

Gil: Man, those rocket skis are fast!

Christian: Kaylee's heading towards that Crab Warehouse! Let's go!

(they fly off and into the Crab Warehouse)

Molly, Deema and Dusty: Uh-oh! (scream and get pinched by crabs with the others)

(they fly their way out as they shake the crabs off)

Dusty: Phew! We made it!

Zooli: Yay!

Rusty: No more crabs!

Christian: That's right, Rusty! Now let's stop those rocket skis!

(they fly after Kaylee)

Kaylee: Yahoo! All right!

Rusty: Aha! I've got it! I can use magic to stop the rocket skis!

Christian: Good idea, Rusty!

Gil, Goby and Rusty: Bim Sala Boom and a hop, hop, hop! Make those rocket skis stop, stop, stop!

(magic chimes)

(the rocket skis fire up)

Kaylee: Uh-oh... (blasts away shouts) Yeah! All right!

Goby: Incredible! That's one pair of speedy rocket skis.

Rusty: It certainly is.

Gil: Right! Come on!

Goby: Hang on tight, Rusty.

(they fly after the rocket skis)

Rusty: AGH!

(in the forest)

Kaylee: Yahoo! All right!

(she knocks pinecones out of the trees)

Kaylee: Ah! Ugh! Ooh! Oh!

(they hit her on the head)

Kaylee: Ooh! Ugh! Yah! Oof!

(she knocks into logs and they roll down the hill)

Kaylee: Ack! Eek! Ow! Agh!

Gil, Goby and Rusty: Uh-oh!

Goby: Look out!

Rusty: Whoa! (dodges the logs with his hoverboard)

Gil: Ah!

(they miss all the logs)

Dusty: Phew! We made it!

Deema: Yay!

Molly: No more logs!

Christian: Right! Come on!

(they fly after Kaylee, who goes over yet more hills and further through the forest)

Kaylee: Yahoo! All right!

(she runs into pancakes, which stick all over her)

Kaylee: Yum! Pancakes!

(she runs through pizza, which splat all over her)

Kaylee: Mmm! Pizza!

(she runs through ice cream. which splat all over her too)

Kaylee: Mmm! (sings) IIII loooove ice creeeeeeaaaaaam!

Audience Kids: (laughing)

Kaylee: And speaking of which, I don't wanna run into a big, disgusting Mud Mountain.

(now it hits her; up ahead is...)

Kaylee: MUD MOUNTAIN?!?! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!! (screams)

Doomer: Oh, man! Those rocket skis are going to make Kaylee crash right into Mud Mountain!

Gil, Goby and Rusty: Oh, no!/She's in big trouble!/We have to do something!

Christian: Gil! Goby! Rusty! You're all talking too fast!

Gil: The rocket skis are gonna make Kaylee crash right into Mud Mountain!

Goby: She's in big trouble!

Rusty: We have to do something!

(Song: Superheroes)

(song ends)

(by now, Kaylee is almost at Mud Mountain)

Gil: Kaylee's almost at Mud Mountain!

Goby: We have to use glue to make a barricade or the rocket skis will get mud on everyone!

Rusty: Oh, no!

Gil: Rusty, do you think you can fly down there and put glue in the way?

Rusty: (gulps, stammers) But Kaylee's almost at Mud Mountain!

Goby: You can do it, Rusty. I know you can.

Rusty: (gulps) OK, Gil and Goby. I'll try.

(Rusty flies to Mud Mountain)

Rusty: Maybe I should've done this with the other tools. Oh, OK, well, here goes.

(he flies down to the bottom)

Gil: Good job, Rusty!

Goby: Now put glue in the way!

(he makes a barricade of glue)

Rusty: I did it! And just in time! (flies away)

Kaylee: AAH! I CAN'T LOOK! WE'RE DOOMED! (screaming loudly)

Rusty: (groans)

(she stops)

Kaylee: Wha? I'm safe! I can't believe it!

Christian: Rusty, that was very brave. You really came through.

Rusty: Thanks, Christian. And I wasn't even that scared!

(stomach gurgles)

Rusty: What was that?!

Goby: Sounded pretty scary.

Gil: No, that’s just my tummy grumbling. Who wants to come to my house for some chips and salsa my uncle has made?

Others: Me! I do!

(they fly to Gil’s house. Iris out, fade to black; episode ends)

Defeat The Cheat[]

(Goby reading on-text)

Gil: (scatting) Yeah! Hello, everybody! And welcome to The Adventures of Gil and Goby! I’m your host, Gil! And this is my co-host, Goby! Coming to you live from the second-ever…Flying…Hoverboard…Challenge!

(fireworks go off; crowd cheers)

Gil: Here come Christian and Rusty!

Christian: Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Rusty: AGH!

Goby: And here comes Kaylee, their teammate.

Kaylee: Hello, everybody! (laughs evilly) (everyone sees her and gasps)

Oona, Nonny and Felipe: Uh-oh!

Gil: AAH! IT’S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE! Instead of racing against each other, Christian, Rusty and Kaylee are going to race WITH each other - ON THE SAME TEAM!!!!!

Muno, Zooli and Pat: Wow! Awesome! Incredible!

Rusty: Glad to have you as a teammate, Kaylee.

Kaylee: Thanks, Rusty.

Christian: Now let’s get to the starting line! Come on, Rusty!

(fanfare playing)

Gil: Racers! On your marks! Get set…

(hoverboards whirring)

Gil: GOOOOOO!!!

(they fly off)

Rusty: AGH!

Christian and Kaylee: Yeah-heh-heh!/WHOO-HOO-HOO!

(Song: And I Would Fly)

(song ends)

Rusty: (to the viewer;) Who knew flying on a scary hoverboard could be such hard work? AAH!

Christian: Hang on, Rusty!

Kaylee: How do you like my new Cheating Cheatapult, Christian? I built it all by myself! See?

Rusty: Nice! Um, are those rubber bands holding the barrel down?

Kaylee: Yep, the extra thick kind!

Christian: I have some metal braces that might work better.

Kaylee: Don’t worry, Christian. I’ve got it all under control! Now let’s see how it works! Top of the cliff, here I come!

(she gets in the barrel, it throws her to the top)

Kaylee: Whee-hoo!

(she lands)

Kaylee: I did it!

Christian: Wait for us, Kaylee!

(they follow her)

(back at the start)

Pat: Knock, knock.

Zooli: Who’s there?

Pat: See ya.

Zooli: See ya who?

Pat: See ya later, alligator, cause Can You Teach My Alligator Manners? is up next right here on Disney Channel!

(crowd laughs)

(in the jungle)

Kaylee: I’m doing it! I’m flying on a hoverboard! Aha! A shortcut!

(she flies into the tunnel and through all the way to the end)

Kaylee: I made it!

Christian: Kaylee, that was very brave. You really came through.

Kaylee: Thanks, Christian. And I wasn’t even that scared.

(they fly off)

Rusty: Oh-ho-ho-ho!

Christian: Don’t worry, Rusty, we’ll be at the finish line soon!

Kaylee: With my new Super Cheat-y Rocket Pack, I’m gonna get to the finish line first! Haha!

(sonic boom)

Rusty: Wait for us, Kaylee!

(hoverboards whirring)

(crowd cheering)

Deema: You guys, look! Rusty, Christian and Kaylee are almost here!

Gil: And the winners are…

Rusty: I can’t look…

Goby: It’s…

(Christian and Kaylee’s hoverboards cross the finish line together)

Gil: A TIE!

Goby: The winners are Christian and Kaylee!

(stomach gurgles)

Kaylee: Was that my rocket pack?

Christian: No, just Goby’s tummy.

Goby: Come to my house for a snack! My dad’s making waffles!

Gil: Waffles?

Rusty: Yummy!

Christian: Sounds good.

(they fly to Goby’s house; iris out, episode ends)

Meatball Mayhem[]

(Molly reading on-text)

(hoverboards whirring)

Christian: Do you guys smell that?

Gil: Yeah! It's coming from over there!

Goby: And everyone's having spaghetti and meatballs!

(inside)

Rusty: And that must be the chef!

Kaylee: How do you like my new Spaghetti and Meatball Making Robot, guys? I put it together all by myself! See?

Christian: It's really nice, Kaylee. Are those rubber bands holding the parts together?

(bands squeaking)

Kaylee: Yep, the extra thick kind!

Turner: Christian has some metal braces that might work better.

Kaylee: Don't worry, Turner. I've got it all under control!

Christian: OK, Kaylee. Let me know if you need anything,

Kaylee: Hmmm, metal braces, eh? Nah! That robot is as sturdy as a rock!

(bands squeaking)

Kaylee: Oh!

(crashing)

Audience Kids: (laughing)

Kaylee: I...guess I should've used string instead. (scoffs, stirs the pot and scats)

(while scatting, she bumps into a stack of plates that a jar of grow spice is on, causing it to wobble and fall over, spilling all its spice onto the meatball and causing it to grow)

Kaylee: Hmm. (sees that the jar is empty) The grow spice bottle is empty. Oh, I see. It must've all spilled and made a giant meatball. (sees the giant meatball) GIANT MEATBALL!?! AGH!

(it starts rolling and scoops up Kaylee with it, crashing out of the restaurant and rolling down the road)

Kaylee: (screams)

Gil: Molly, I love you because you're my girlfriend.

Molly: Thanks, Gilly.

(Molly and Gil started hugging)

Kaylee: (in distance, screams)

(up ahead is the meatball with Kaylee inside)

Austin: Guys, look! That's the biggest meatball I've ever seen.

Pablo: And Kaylee's stuck inside!

Cadabrin: Oh, boy! We've gotta save Kaylee, but...that meatball's so big, and...we're so little! WHAT'LL WE DO?!?

Rusty: What we need is something that can fly after that giant meatball super fast, like our hoverboards.

Christian: We've got 'em right here.

Kaylee: (screams)

Christian: There goes Kaylee and the giant meatball!

Austin: We gotta stop that thing and rescue her!

Pablo: Austin's right! Let's go!

(they fly off; in the park, two people are playing baseball)

(hard whack)

Pitcher: Catch the ball...catch the ball...catch the -- (sees the giant meatball coming) MEATBALL?!

(it scoops him up; elsewhere, on a hill an opera women is singing as the giant meatball approaches her)

Opera Women: (sings) La, la... (gets sucked into the giant meatball, screams)

(in Big Bubble City, a construction worker is using her jackhammer as the meatball approaches her)

Construction Worker: Hoo, what a day. Just me, my jackhammer, and that giant meatball. (realizes) Giant meatball?!

(she gets sucked in as well, leaving her jackhammer behind; the giant meatball rolls into the construction site, bouncing off a pipe and hitting a big red button which activates several cranes which swing wrecking balls and cement mixers which pour cement everywhere. Christian and his friends arrive)

Christian, Zooli and Squeeze: Uh-oh!

Squeeze: Look out! Whoa!

Goby: Whoa!

Zooli: (laughs) Oh!

Rusty: Ah!

(they miss all the construction machines)

Zooli: Phew! We made it!

Gil: We did it! We got past the construction machines!

Goby: Yeah-heh-heh!

Oona: Yippee!

Christian: Right! Come on!

(they fly after the giant meatball. On another street)

Disco Man: Get down, get groovy! Get down, get groovy! Get down, get meatball! (pauses) "Get meatball"?

(he gets sucked in, three chickens are eating pizza, they get sucked in too. Now it is heading for a bridge)

Fisherman: Ooh, I've got a good feeling about today. Gonna catch something big, something really big, something really, really--

(he gets sucked in as it rolls past, leaving his fishing pole behind. the meatball bounces over a big metal pipe, causing it to bounce across the bridge)

Kaylee: GET...ME...OUTTA HERE!!

(the meatball hits the bridge so hard that it breaks before reaching the other side. Christian and his friends do a trick)

Christian: Yeah!

Gil: Whoo!

Goby: Yeah-heh!

Molly: Whee-hee!

Deema: Whoo-hoo!

Oona: Whee!

Nonny: Yahoo!

Zooli: Yeah!

Pablo: Yippee!

Austin: Yee-haw!

(Zooli lands in the sand on the other side)

Zooli: Uh, I need to work on my landings.

All: (laughing)

Kaylee: (in distance, screams)

Gil: We'd better hurry and rescue Kaylee and the others before that giant meatball makes any more trouble.

Christian: Right! Come on!

(they fly off; in the forest, a pirate begins to dig)

Pirate: Yo ho! Gonna find me a treasure with gold, and gems, and a giant meatball! (sees it coming) A giant meatball?!?

(he gets sucked into it; up ahead, a ninja is punching some targets)

Ninja: Hi-yah! Hi-yah! Ho, ha! He...

(he gets sucked into the meatball)

Ninja: Whoa, whoa! Oh!

(up ahead, a t-rex is bouncing a ball; he sees the giant meatball coming)

T-Rex: Hmm? Uh-oh.

(he too is sucked in, leaving his ball behind; the meatball begins sliding down a hill)

Kaylee: I WANNA GET OUTTA HERE!!

Opera Women: (sings) AS DO IIIIIIIIII!

T-Rex: Ee ooh! (Me too!)

Pirate: Aye, we need rescuing! Especially before we all fall into that stinky swamp!

Kaylee: Stinky swamp?

Kaylee, Captive People: STINKY SWAMP!

(they spot one at the bottom of the hill up ahead; they slide down uncontrollably as Christian and his friends reach the top of the hill)

Gil: We've got to hurry! We can't let them fall into a stinky swamp!

Goby: I know! We can use our magic spells to make a barricade!

(they fly to the bottom of the hill)

Gil: Bim Sala Boom and a sunny day!

Goby: Put a giant barricade in the giant meatball's way!

(magic chimes)

Kaylee, Captive People: (screaming)

Gil: Let's see if this works.

Kaylee: (screaming)

(the giant meatball rolls into the barricade)

Kaylee: Wha? I stopped?

Oona: Yippee! We did it!

(stomach gurgles)

Pablo: Uh-oh! That sounds like another giant meatball!

Austin: Nah, it was just my tummy.

Molly: My mom made chocolate chip cookies today. Wanna come to my house for a snack?

Austin: Yeah!

Pablo: Sounds good to me.

(they fly to Molly's house; iris out, episode ends)

The Polar Derby[]

(Deema reading on-text)

(hoverboards whirring)

Gil: Yeah! All right!

Goby: Whoo-hoo!

Christian: Yeah-heh-heh! (to the viewer;) Hey! Glad you can make it!

Gil: Today, we're getting ready for the snowiest race in the arctic: The Polar Derby!

(here comes Kaylee)

Loundrel: (sniffs) Yeech! Something in the arctic really stinks.

Splatterine: Yeah!

Doomer: I wonder what it is.

Cadabrin: It is a stinky bubble machine?

Squidling: Nah, it's Kaylee!

Kaylee: How do you like my new flying hoverboard, guys? I built it all by myself! See?

Christian: It's really nice, Kaylee. Does your hoverboard run on garbage to make it fly?

Molly, Deema, Oona, Nonny and Zooli: Pee-yew!

Kaylee: Yep, the extra smelly kind!

Dusty: Christian has some regular gas that might work better.

Kaylee: Don't worry, Dusty. I've got it all under control!

Christian: OK, Kaylee. Let me know if you need anything,

Kaylee: Hmmm, regular gas, eh? Nah! This hoverboard flies as fast as a plane!

(crashing)

Kaylee: Oh!

(flies buzzing)

Audience Kids: (laughing)

Kaylee: I...guess I should've asked for help instead. (exhales)

(at the starting line)

Announcer: Rev your engines, get ready to go. On your marks, get set...SNOOOOOOOOOW!!!

Audience Kids: (laughing)

(they fly off)

Gil: Whoo-hoo!

Goby: Wahoo!

Rusty: AGH!

Christian: Yeah-heh!

Molly: Whee! (giggles)

Deema: Yahoo!

Oona: Yippee!

Nonny: Whee-hoo!

Zooli: Yee-haw!

(Song: The Arctic Life)

(song ends; up ahead, Pablo enters a cave)

Pablo: Hee hee, yeah! Whoo-hoo! What a race! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Kaylee: Wait, is that...Pablo? (sees him from behind her) Oh, I can't let that guy beat me! I-I've gotta stop him!

(engine puttering)

Kaylee: Oh, man!

(her hoverboard falls down)

Kaylee: Oh, no!

(the whole thing falls apart)

Kaylee: OHHHHH NOOOOO!!!!! My hoverboard! It's garbage-d out! Aw, man!

(Pablo stops)

Pablo: Having some trouble, Kaylee?

Kaylee: Yep. My hoverboard is all garbage-d out.

Pablo: We can get you a new one after the race.

Kaylee: OK.

(Pablo flies off)

Gil: Molly, I love you because you're my girlfriend.

Molly: Thanks, Gilly.

(Molly and Gil hugged each other)

(elsewhere, Kaylee is having a hard time climbing to the top of a hill)

Kaylee: (pants) Phew!

Gil, Goby and Rusty: Whoo! Yeah! AGH!

Kaylee: What? Oh, no! Gil, Goby and Rusty are right behind me! I've gotta do something! Aha!

(she uses her building powers)

Kaylee: They'll never get past this...an Abominable Blaster! (laughs evilly)

(it blasts out a giant snowball, a giant ball of chocolate, a giant ball of cheese and a giant ball of steel)

Gil, Goby and Rusty: Uh-oh!

Zooli: Face this, Mr. Abominable Blaster!

Audience Kids: (laughing)

(she uses her space sword to cut through Kaylee's machine)

Kaylee: Uh-oh...

(it sends Kaylee far, far away)

Kaylee: (screams)

(she starts tumbling down a hill to a castle with a moat filled with murky, mucky moat water)

Kaylee: Ooh! Eee! Ooh! Iye! Ow! Ooh! Iye! Ow! Ooh! Eee! Ooh! Ow!

SPLASH!

Oona: Hooray!

Molly and Felipe: Yay!/Whoo-hoo!

Deema: (laughs) Eww! She fell into the murky, mucky moat water! Ha ha ha!

Kaylee: Oh, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew! Pee-yew!

Audience Kids: (laughing)

Gil: She can't stop us now!

Christian: Right! Come on!

(they fly off; Kaylee is driving a motorcycle over a bridge of ice)

Kaylee: What a beautiful day for a motorcycle ride.

Molly, Deema and Dusty: Whoo-hoo! Whee! Yippee!

Kaylee: I wonder what that sound is. (takes out a pair of binoculars and sees that Molly, Deema and Dusty are right behind her) Oh, no! Molly, Deema and Dusty are right behind me! Aha! I've got it!

(her hands glow; she uses her building powers to build a weird-looking sun robot)

Kaylee: I'll make...a super sun machine! (laughs evilly)

Zooli: Star Wars Rebels comin' through!

(she uses her space sword to cut through the super sun machine and sends Kaylee far, far away)

Kaylee: (screams)

(she tumbles back to the castle)

Kaylee: Ooh! Eee! Oof! Aye! Ouch! Oof! Iye! Ow! Ooh! Eek! Ack! Ooh! Ouch!

SPLASH!

Zooli: Hooray!

Rusty and Pat: Yay!/It worked!

Deema: She landed in the murky, mucky moat again!

All: (laughing)

Kaylee: (to the viewer;) Uh, I need to work on my landings.

Gil: Now's our chance! There's the finish line!

(they fly off)

(they cross the finish line together as a team)

Oona: Yippee! We did it!

Zooli: Say, who wants to do it again?

(stomach gurgles)

Pablo: Whew! All this racing is making me hungry.

Deema: Let's take five at my house for a snack my grandma has made. Grilled cheese sandwiches?

Others: (agreeing)

(they fly to Deema's house; iris out, episode ends)

Epic Sail[]

(Oona reading on-text)

Christian: OK, crew. The wind is blowing that way. Let's turn the sail!

Gil: Yes, sir! Pull the mainsheet rope!

Rusty: Yeah!

Gil: (to the viewers) Hey! Glad you can make it!

Goby: Today, we're going for a ride on our pirate ship.

Felipe: And we're pirates, piratas! Arrr!

Oona: (giggles) You're silly, Felipe.

Nonny: Oona's right, Felipe.

Ferb: Wind has the power to push things - when wind blows against the sail, it pushes our ship forward. That;s wind power.

Phineas: You're right, Ferb.

Loundrel: You know, my uncle teached me abut wind power.

Others: Yeah!

Doomer: Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

(Song: Party At Sea)

(song ends)

(Christian's ship floats by)

Kaylee: How do you like my new pirate ship, guys? My henchman and I put it together all by ourselves! See?

Christian: It's really nice, Dexter. Are those rubber bands holding the sail up?

(bands squeaking)

Kaylee's Henchman: Yep, the extra thick kind!

Flicker: Christian tiene unos aparatos de metal que podrían funcionar mejor.

Felipe: Sí, Christian has some metal braces that might work better.

Kaylee: Don't worry, Flicker and Felipe. My henchman and I have got it all under control!

Kaylee's Henchman: Yeah!

Zooli: I don't know, you two. Our ship is very fast!

Kaylee: Oh, yeah? Well then, let's have a race!

Cadabrin: Good idea!

Splattery: Yeah!

Gil: OK.

Goby: All right!

Christian: Sure, sounds like fun. Come on, let's line up!

(fanfare playing)

(Christian's ship takes off, but not Kaylee's)

Gil, Goby and Rusty: Whoo! Yeah! AGH!

Kaylee: Hmmm, metal braces, eh? Nah! The sail is as sturdy as a rock!

(Kaylee's Henchman pulls the mainsheet, but Kaylee is stuck to it and raises with it)

Kaylee: (yelps) Henchman!!! I'm not a sail!!! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!!!

Kaylee's Henchman: Aye-aye, Kaylee!

(he releases the mainsheet and Kaylee drops)

Kaylee: (shrieks)

CRASH!

Audience Kids: (laughing)

Kaylee: I guess I should've used string instead. Hmmm... Aha! I've got it! I can use my building powers to get our ship moving. I'll build...

(she uses her building powers to make junk pieces assemble into...)

Kaylee: A Wild Wave Maker!

SPLASH!

Kaylee's Henchman: (spits) Blech! Oh, for Pete's sake!

Kaylee: Sorry, henchman.

Kaylee's Henchman: That's OK, Kaylee. Accidents happen.

(a giant wave comes their way)

Kaylee: Uh-oh! This can't be good!

Both: (screaming)

Christian: (scatting) Steering the ship, I'm steering the ship.

Kaylee: (screaming in distance)

Gil: Um, is that Kaylee?

Goby: Yep.

Kaylee: (screaming)

(Kaylee and her henchman land on a tropical island; their ship is wrecked)

Kaylee: Look, Henchman! We must've landed on a tropical island.

Kaylee's Henchman: Whoa! Awesome! Look! Our ship is broken.

Kaylee: (groans)

Kaylee's Henchman: At least Christian's ship is all right.

Gil: We make a great team, Molly. I'm glad you're my girlfriend.

Molly: And I'm glad you're my boyfriend, Gilly.

(Molly and Gil started hugging)

Kaylee: (crying)

Kaylee's Henchman: Aw, there, there, Kaylee.

Loundrel: Let it out.

(stomach gurgles)

Molly: Are you hungry, Oona?

Oona: Maybe just thirsty. Who wants to come to my house for some milk?

Goby: Sounds good to me.

(they fly to Oona's house; iris out, episode ends)

Five Alarm Blaze[]

(Nonny reading on-text)

(crowd cheering)

Rusty: AGH!

Christian: Hang on tight, Rusty! We'll be at the finish line soon!

Gil: (to the viewer;) Hey! Glad you can make it.

Goby: Check it out! We're in the middle of a big race!

(an awful smell wafts through the air)

Gil: Pee-yew! What is that smell?

Goby; (sniffs) Ugh! It smells like... garbage.

Rusty: Yeah!

Kaylee: How do you like my new race car, guys? I built it all by myself! See?

Christian: It's really nice, Kaylee. Does your car use garbage to make it go?

Molly and Deema: Eww! (giggling)

Kaylee: Yep, the extra smelly kind!

Pat: Christian has some regular gas that might work better.

Kaylee: Don't worry, Pat. I've got it all under control!

Christian: OK, Kaylee. Let me know if you need anything.

Kaylee: Hmmm, regular gas, eh? Nah! This garbage smells super stinky!

(Kaylee's car falls apart)

Kaylee: Oh!

Molly: Whew! Pee-yewski!

Kaylee: I guess I should've asked for help instead. (exhales)

Audience Kids: (laughing)

(Doomer walks over to the hot dog stand)

Doomer: Ooh-hoo! Hot dogs!

(the grill begins to steam rather hard)

Doomer: Oh, man. Those hot dogs look hot - really, really hot.

(the grill gets so hot that it bursts into flames and extends upwards)

Doomer: They’re on fire! Oh, no! THE WHOLE HOT DOG STAND IS ON FIRE! I’ve gotta get help, and I know just who to call!

Rusty: I can see the finish line up ahead! We're almost there!

(watch beeping)

Doomer: Christian, Rusty, come in.

Rusty: It's Doomer!

Doomer: Oh, boy, you guys have gotta hurry - there's a big emergency!

Shane: Goodness, it's a fire, and it's right by the finish line!

Christian: That can't be good.

Rusty: We gotta do something to put that fire, and fast!

Christian: Right! Hang on, Rusty!

(hoverboards whirring)

Rusty: There's the fire!

Christian: I've got my fire extingusher!

Rusty: Yeah!

(he puts out the fire)

Rusty: The fire is out!

Crab Dude: Yeah-heh! He put out the fire!

Lobster Dude: He won the race!

Kaylee: My car broke...! (sobs)

(the two are confused; at the old bridge at the very end of Big Bubble City, a fire starts)

Firefighter 1: Chief, do you see something?

Fire Chief: Yeah, it's a fire!

Firefighter 2: Oh! Looks like a big one.

Firefighter 3: I know, right?

Fire Chief: We gotta put it out! Fast! Let's get blasting!

(the firefighters start blasting the fires; back at the stadium)

Molly: You did it, Christian! You put out the fire!

Deema: You won the race!

Kaylee: My car broke...! (sobs)

(Molly and Deema are confused)

(some smoke wafts through the air)

Rusty: Christian, do you smell something?

Christian: Hmmm... (takes out a pair of binoculars and sees fire coming from the old bridge at the very end of Big Bubble City) I see fire on that bridge! We need to put it out or the wood will come crashing down!

Rusty: Oh, no!

Christian: Gil, Goby, Rusty, do you think you can come with me to put out that fire?

Rusty: (gulps, stammers) But it's a big one!

Gil and Goby: Yeah!

Christian: You can do it, Rusty. I know you, Gil and Goby can help me.

Rusty: (gulps) OK, Christian. We'll come with you.

(Christian, Gil, Goby and Rusty fly off to put out the fire)

Zooli: Did you hear that, guys? I think Rusty will do great.

Kaylee: Ah-ah-CHOO!

Turner: Oh! (coughs) Me, on the other hand...

(Song: Look For The Fire Truck)

(song ends; at a construction site)

Blue Construction Worker: Ugh...whew!

Red Construction Worker: The concrete's all mixed!

Purple Construction Worker: All right! Let's lift that wrecking ball!

(a wrecking ball raises on a crane)

Green Construction Worker: A little bit higher...a little bit higher...

(the wrecking ball raises all the way)

Yellow Construction Worker: That should do it!

(hoverboards whirring)

Christian: Coming through!

Gil, Goby and Rusty: Whoa!/Awesome!/Incredible!

(they fly off)

Blue Construction Worker: Look at those fellas go!

(at a swimming pool)

Kaylee: How do you like my new Ice Cream Scooper Machine, guys? I put it together all by myself! See?

Zooli: It's really nice, Kaylee.

Kaylee: Now let's see how it works.

(she goes up and pushes the lever, and it dispenses a scoop onto the empty cone she's holding)

Kaylee: Well, whaddya know?

Pat: It worked!

(she dispenses two more scoops and tastes it)

Kaylee: Mmm! Oh, yeah! so goo-ood! (dispenses two more)

Turner: Uh...Kaylee? Don't you think you have enough?

Kaylee: Good question, Turner. Well, now that you mention it...no! (dispenses another scoop and snickers) I want more ice cream! (repeatedly dispenses scoops) More...MORE! (Evil Laughter)

(she doesn't notice the scoops getting progressively bigger until they're giant-sized; her machine malfunctions and starts dispensing giant scoops repeatedly)

Kaylee: Uh-oh...AAAAAGH!

(one of the scoops traps her; the scoops start blasting into Big Bubble City)

Crab: Look out! Ice cream!

Lobster: AAUGH!

Snail: Let's get outta here!! Whoa-oh! It's everywhere!

Lobster: Whoaaa!!! Watch out!

(hoverboards whirring)

Gil, Goby and Rusty: Uh-oh!

Christian: Look out!

Rusty: Whoa!

Gil: Whoa!

Goby: Ha ha- Oh!

Rusty: Ah!

(they miss all the scoops)

Goby: Phew! We made it!

Rusty: Yay!

Gil: No more giant scoops!

Christian: Right! Come on!

(they fly off)

(Kaylee's machine continues on dispensing giant scoops)

Pat: Well, at least we know Kaylee's machine works.

(elsewhere, Christian, Gil, Goby and Rusty are on their way to the bridge)

(hoverboards whirring)

Christian: I see the bridge up ahead!

Gil: We gotta put out that fire! Fast!

Goby: Rusty, you're not afraid of flying, are you?

Rusty: Uh, no.

(they fly off)

Christian, Gil and Goby: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! All right!

Rusty: I can see the bridge up ahead!

Fire Chief: Christian, thank goodness you're here.

Christian: No problem, chief. Now let's blast!

(they start blasting all the fires)

Gil: Yahoo!

Goby: All right!

Rusty: We did it!

Christian: Rusty, that was very brave. You really came through.

Rusty: Thanks, Christian. And I wasn't even that scared!

(back at the swimming pool)

Zooli: Hang on tight, guys. We're gonna blast this ice cream with so much water. One, two, three...WATER!

(nothing happens)

Zooli: WATER!

(still, nothing)

Zooli: Wha? Nothing came out. (looks into the spout) Hello? Water? Are you in there?

(pull back; Pablo is standing on the hose, which is building up behind his foot)

Pablo: Well, that's weird. I wonder what's stopping the water. (looks over and sees his foot blocking it) Oh... (laughs) Wait, I see the problem! I'm standing on the hose!

(he lifts his foot, releasing a giant blob of water)

Zooli: Uh-oh...

(the hose sprays uncontrollably, dragging the Guppies all over the place)

Guppies: (scream continously) Yahoo! Yeah! All right!

(it stops and they fall into the swimming pool; they rise)

All: (laughing)

ZoolI: That was awesome!

(stomach gurgles)

Rusty: What was that?!

Pat: Aha! Your stomach, Gil.

Gil: After all that firefighting, I could use a snack.

Nonny: Come to my house. We've got spaghetti and meatballs.

Felipe: Spaghetti and meatballs?

Oona: Yummy!

Christian: Sounds good.

(they fly to Nonny's house; iris out, episode ends)

The Twisty Turn Twist[]

(Deema reading on-text)

(crickets chirping)

(Christian reads his newspaper)

Turner: Now where is that nut? It was here yesterday.

Molly: Do you guys know where the missing nut is?

Goby: Good question. (notices the audience) Hey! It's me, Goby. My friends and I are fixing this rocking toy horse. And we need to find a nut.

Gil: Yeah! It's right here!

(Goby uses his power wrench to put the nut in place)

(phone ringing)

(Christian answers the phone)

Christian: Hello, Christian's Emergency Rescue Shop. If you don't know what to do...

Gil, Goby and Rusty: We're here to help!

Christian: This is Christian.

(a triangle appears with Chase on the phone)

Chase: Hey, Christian. This is Chase over at the music studio.

Christian: Ah, good evening, Chase. What can we do for you today?

Chase: Well, I know it's a bit late, Christian, but out studio speaker is broken. And a very special band is starting in an hour.

Gil: That is bad!

Goby: You're telling me! But I'm sure we can fix it in time.

Rusty: Yeah! We just need to head over to the music studio and fix it in time!

Chase: That'll be great, Christian. See you soon!

(the triangle disappears)

Christian: Well, it looks like we have one more job to do. (sneezes)

Phineas and Ferb: Gesundheit.

Christian: Thanks, guys. I think I've got a cold. I think the king can take care of me.

Gil: We can't fix the speaker without you.

Goby: That's OK. We can fix it all by ourselves!

Rusty: Yeah! Let's go!

(Song: Rock The Road)

(song ends)

("Dexter's Laboratory Title Card Theme" playing)

Dexter: Hi guys. Where's Christian?

Gil: Christian's got a cold.

Goby: So the king's taking care of him.

Rusty: What he said.

Dexter: Oh, that's not good. (drops something)

Plex: I'll get that for you. Do you need any help with those, Dexter?

Dexter: (laughs) No, Plex. I've got it perfectly balanced.

Plex: OK, let us know if you need anything.

Dexter: (tumbles and falls to the ground) Oh, boy. Whoops!

(stuff clattering)

Customer: Hey, mister, how much for the candy bar?

Dexter: Ugh... 50 cents.

Chase: Hey, guys. Wow, thanks for getting here so fast.

Gil: No problem, sir.

Chase: Come on, follow me, gang.

Rusty: Ooh. I've never been in a music studio before.

Chase: Well, then, let me show you around.

(in the concert room)

Chase: So, in here is where the band plays their music, and right there behind the microphone is where the singer sings.

Dusty: Neat.

Flicker: Bueno onda.

Chase: The music comes through the speaker, into that room, where I record it with those computers and machines.

Gil: Whoa! Awesome!

Chase: Well, there it is. Can you fix it in time for the band? It's less than an hour away!

Gil: Yeah!

Goby: We sure can!

Plex: Absolutely.

Chase: Let me know if you guys need anything.

Dexter: Thanks, sir.

Zooli: Dexter? Are you here to help us fix the speaker?

Dexter: Yeah. First we have to remove these old broken support brackets. GIl, Goby, Plex, I need you.

Plex: Hmm, this might take some time to fix before the band starts. We might have to go to the hardware store to pick up some new ones.

(Dexter, Gil, Goby and Plex left)

Zooli: I hope they'll be back soon.

Molly: Do you wanna practice for the band with us? Great! Come on!

(upbeat music playing)

Molly: Everyone ready?

Others: Yeah!

(drumsticks tapping)

(Song: Wash 'Em Off)

(song ends)

Audience Kids: (clapping and cheering) HOORAAAAAY! YAYYYYY!

Gil: We got the new brackets we need. Look.

Zooli: Yay!

Goby: The speaker will be fixed in no time!

Pat: All right!

Plex: Speaker, prepare to be fixed!

(by now, the speaker is almost fixed; they put in the new support brackets)

Gil: Here goes.

(Goby turns the speaker)

(music playing on speaker)

Rusty: Yay!

Pat: It worked!

Chase: Wow, the speaker looks brand new. Good job, everybody. Thank you very much.

Gil: Don't mention it, sir.

Chase: And you finished just in time. The band is about to start. Would you like to stay and rock? After all, you are our new band sponsor.

Gil: Yeah! Um, what's a sponsor?

Chase: A sponsor is someone who helps the band and comes to the concert whenever they can. And we'll put the name of your buisness right on the band's uniforms: Christian's Emergency Rescue Shop. It'll look great!

Gil: Wow! Our own special band! It's a dream come true.

(upbeat music playing)

Gil: That's it, everyone. Pretend you're a screwdriver, and... (sings) There's a brand new dance that's coming to your town. All you gotta do is start twisting around. Watch me, and I'll show you, you'll be twisting too. It's The Twisty Turn Twist and I'm twisting with you.

Goby: You gotta twist up.

Gil: Yeah, yeah!

Goby: You gotta twist down

Gil: Yeah, yeah!

Both: You gotta twist up, twist down, twist all around, everybody's twisting to a brand new sound, it's true. I'm twisting with you. Yeah, yeah! The Twisty Turn Twist. Yeah, yeah! I'm twisting with you. The Twisty Turn Twist. Yeah, yeah! The Twisty Turn Twist.

Goby: Yeah-heh!

Gil: Whoo!

(song ends)

Audience Kids: (clapping and cheering) HOORAAAAAY! YIPPEE! AWESOME! YAYYYYYY! ALL RIGHT!

(stomach gurgles)

Gil: Um, was that your stomach?

Goby: Yep. All this twisting is making me hungry.

Molly: Me too.

Deema: Hey, wanna have a sanck at my house? We've got crackers, cheese, and apple juice.

Molly: Crackers, cheese, and apple juice?

Dusty: Yummy!

Dexter: Makes sense to me.

(they grab their flying hoverboards and fly out the door to Deema's house; iris out, episode ends)

Olivia The Kicker[]

(Oona reading on-text)

(soccer music playing)

Turner: Come on, everybody. Let's play.

Bubble Puppy: (barks)

Turner: There's only one rule: Don't let the bean bag hit the floor.

Olivia: Rule Of Life Number 132: playing soccer is great exercise.

Goby: She's right.

Gil: Watch this. Hie-yah! (flips the ball to the ceiling)

Turner: Don't let it hit the...

CRASH!

Turner: Ugh, floor.

All: (laughing)

Gil: Sorry, guys.

Flicker: Esta bien, Gil. It's okay.

(vaccum whirring)

(phone ringing)

Gil: Uh-oh! Listen.

(phone ringing)

Goby: It sounds like someone's in trouble.

(Christian appears out of nowhere and answers the phone)

Christian: Hello, Christian's Emergency Rescue Shop. If you don't know what to do...

Gil, Goby and Rusty: We're here to help!

Christian: (laughs) This is Christian.

(a square appears with Sportacus on the phone)

Sportacus: Hello, Christian. This is Sportacus.

Christian: Ah, Sportacus! What can we do for you?

Sportacus: I'm the new coach for my friend Steffanie's soccer team, but I have a big problem - I'm having trouble setting up the soccer goal.

Gil: Ooh, that is a big problem indeed. A soccer team can't play without a goal.

Goby: You're telling me.

Sportacus: And our very first practice starts soon. Do you think you can help me set it up in time?

Christian: Don't worry, Sportacus. My friends and I can get your goal set up in time for practice.

Sportacus: That'll be great, Christian. See you soon!

(the square disappears)

Christian: (grabs his flying hoverboard) Well, we'd better hurry. Sportacus needs our help right away.

Gil: Yeah!

Goby: He needs us to help him set up the soccer goal for her friend Steffanie's soccer team.

(Song: Blaze On)

(song ends)

("Dexter's Laboratory Title Card Theme" playing)

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